waffle fest

only girls hanging out together.
opposite of sausage fest (all guys hanging out)

Why can't there be guys here, its such a waffle fest.

by miked10 July 1, 2010

Twat-Waffle

Being a cantankerous thundercunt because you think you're important

Bob: Hey what do you think of Nicole?
Me: That bitch is a straight up twat-waffle.

by Maggy676435 March 3, 2015

Dick-Waffle

A term you can call someone who "woke up on the wrong side of the bed," someone who is not a morning person and is a dickhead in morning.

"hey wake u...."

"FUCK OFF WHY CANT U LEAVE ME ALONE"

"wow, don't be such a dick-waffle!"

by sluttymuffin123 February 21, 2014

top the waffles

to ejaculate onto a woman's breasts

Yeah, I titty fucked her. I made sure to top the waffles real good.

by Mike Jonesy February 22, 2008

Baltimore Waffle

Its a spin on the infamous Boston Pancake, the difference is after taking a dump on your partners chest you step in the pile with a boot, or vintage Nike running shoe, leaving a shit waffle on their chest...then dispense semen topping

I was going to give you a Boston Pancake, but I didnt feel like sitting in my own shit..so I gave you a Baltimore Waffle instead.

by woodan December 26, 2010

Hot Waffle

You take some laxitives and shit on someones chest through a tennis racket.

Man, James passed out last night so I have him a Hot Waffle

by penisdemil0 May 5, 2009

douche waffle

A realy Annoying person who does not know when to shut their mouth

Emily you are a douche waffle

by IamSMACK December 28, 2008