window wipe

A very arousing self-orgasmic sexual technique done by inserting your penis all the way into any insertable and penetrable object and moving your hips in a circular motion like wiping a window and then ejaculating inside while still maintaining that same circular motion.

1: Dude, I finally window wiped my girl's ass the other night!

2: So Karina, did you let David window wipe you yet?

3: Leland told me that after he was done window wiping his girl he gave her a hot jiminy for watching some BBM porn.

by Darren Louis April 15, 2008

Ass Wipe

A.K.A. Toilet Paper.
also known as a person who is just as shitty as a piece of toilet paper.

"Oh lord girl your such an ass wipe! Your B.O. is lingering and it makes me think.."

by Chelseyyy! January 9, 2010

corn wipe

A wipe of the rectum that, when examined, contains both feces and various quantities of un/partially digested corn.

I forgot what I had with my steak last night, but my "corn wipe" was quick to remind me.

or

"Thats clear as "corn wipe".

by Big Ry2 June 6, 2005

Wipe it to beige

The act of partially wiping one’s anus post defecation. A phrase popularised by minor internet celebrity and UK top 5 music artist, Kunt and the Gang.

Just wipe it to beige, let me in and then go and finish off your poo.

by the people's champion 1993 February 14, 2021

Bag Wipe

A "Refreshing Towelette" like you might receive with an order of KFC with the words "Bag Wipe" displayed on the packaging.

The "Bag Wipe" is used for soothing or cooling one's hot and sticky testicles.

I ran three blocks to get crammed into a city bus during rush hour. My sweaty Nut-Sack was firmly stuck to my thigh. I pulled out a "Bag Wipe" and proceeded to "freshen up" in front of the horrified on-lookers.

by Knut Sack August 4, 2007

verification wipe

Wiping ones rear end for fear that the flatulence just expelled may have inadvertently gone to the next level. i.e. verifying whether or not one has in fact pooped his/her pants. Most often happening at work or out at clubs/bars

I ate three chilli dogs last night and drank 18 beers so that fart is going to need a verification wipe

by V Allen May 12, 2008

Yang wipe

A wipe used to cleanse your dirty tampons, so they are now reusuable.

-Hey bro, what did you get your chink for christmas?

- A yang wipe, she is always complaining about her dirty tampons.

by jkudfagnvabh January 9, 2011