Nikki Wasted

A drunken state in which all stationary and motionary abilities of the legs and phalanges are rendered numb, thus causing a downward spiral to the ground.

You: Dude, did you see that guy at that party last night? He must have fallen down ten times!
Friend: Yeah man, he was definitely Nikki Wasted

by HudBalls December 18, 2011

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Nicole Wasted

Getting so drunk you begin to take all your clothes off while throwing up.

"Why's that girl topless in the bathroom?"

"Oh, she's just puking… she's Nicole Wasted!"

by drunknicole February 11, 2012

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Work Wasted

When one works too much at a job that it hinders their normal capabilities.When in the extremities, one does weird and unusual actions.

Nicole worked so many early morning shifts at Rouses that she started dancing on the registers, she was TOTALLY work wasted ...

by Rouses lover 911 June 14, 2014

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Passive Waste

Someone who does nothing effective during a serious situation

"You're shamed and traumatized and haunted by the vast disgrace
Of watching like a passive waste as momma died and daddy was dispatched with haste!" Said Sherlock Holmes to Bruce Wayne

by King Of G June 10, 2015

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A bowel movement that stinks to high heaven, leaves streaks on the toilet porcelain, and in many cases, induces tears in anyone who comes near it. Anyone who comes in contact with it feels like it's an environmental disaster. Often the consistency of a chocolate soft serve ice cream.

Dan: What the fuck just happened in the shitter - it stinks like Love Canal?!? Wes - what did you do?
Wes: (sheeplishly grinning) I just took a toxic waste dump. Soary.

by weyus July 26, 2018

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