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Westing

The act of saying or doing something arrogant/egotistical.

The act of always trying to put the attention back on yourself no matter the situation.

Originating from Kanye West.

Someone who is constantly Westing is called a Wester.
EXAMPLE 1

Shane - My dads in hospital.

Dane - No shit? Is he ok?

Kanye - Yo, I was in hospital once. loved myself too hard...

Shane - I'm going to head over after if you wanna come.

Dane - sure man.

Kanye - I came once

Dane - stop fucking Westing.

EXAMPLE 2

Jane - I like your skirt.

Kanye - Its not the skirt. Everything looks fantastic on me.

Jane - Oh ok.

Kanye - more than ok. Nothing is ever less than spectacular with me. I mean look at me. I made this, I wasnt just born. I created everything you see.... I.. I .. Me .. Me..

Jane - You're a bit of a Wester arent ya?
by Mr Skim October 29, 2009
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Waiting Room Paradox

Arriving in a waiting room to find worthwhile reading material, only to be interrupted shortly after when your appointment is running unusually on time.
Did you see Jay Leno's new street rod in the latest Wheels magazine?
No, I didn't get up to that part. Dentist was running on time. Damn waiting room paradox.
by Deege2517 May 31, 2010
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Washing Powder

What others may call laundry detergent, some folks say "washing powder".

What people use as soap to wash clothes in the washing machine.
"Do you know where I can find some washing powder? I need to do some laundry."
by TChick54 December 24, 2011
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Waiting for Igor

"Waiting for Igor" or WFI describes a woman who is either pictured or in person on her knees with her butt raised in the air, even or higher than her shoulders with her butt facing the camera or your POV. She is either nude or in some degree of undress. The implication is that she is presenting herself for doggy-style sex.

The term originated with a pornographic website called Voyeurweb. The posted pictures and videos of women being voyeured or being exhibitionists. In descriptions of the photos, the persons running the site would often refer to women in variations of that pose as "waiting for Igor."
Man, I got home from work last night and my girl was on her hands and knees like she was waiting for Igor. It was great!
by pellis214 April 8, 2017
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Washington Monument

It doesn't look like George Washington... So what part of him is it really portraying? Some Rated-R level shit there. If you get it, you get it- wink wink.
Person one: "Hey, that's the Washington Monument!"
Person two: "That doesn't look like George Washington-???"

Person one: "No, obviously it's a representation of his huge, throbbing cock!"

Person two: "Oh... OH!?"
by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021
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Washington Redskins

A very very iconic team name that never should have been changed in the first place because of the people that's very sensitive in this generation and The people that do not know that the logo was made by a native
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georga washing machine

When you lock an infant In a washing machine but instead of using detergent, you ejaculate in the water
"What happened to little Timmy?"

"Oh we pulled the ol' georga washing machine on him"
by 666NuckFiggers666 November 8, 2017
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