Jewish Wasted

When someone is get krunk off top shelf liquor while everyone else is drinking "poor mans beer"
Sally walks into the party and notices that David is sippin on grey goose out of crystal glasswear while everyone else at his party is holding solo cups with milwaukee's best from the keg! She says, David you're Jewish Wasted!!!!
by laserv September 09, 2011
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Absolutely Wasted

A term used for somebody who is quite intoxicated, typically with beverages such as Greene King IPA. Used by Alexander Robertson in the group UK Simpsons II, when asking for Simpsons episodes. Although roasted for his post originally, he then became internet famous thanks to the group and in other social media after featuring in a BuzzFeed post.
Eric: Man, we're quite drunk, aren't we?
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!
by LionelHutz February 17, 2017
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Wasted Wank

The realisation that your child is a fuckwit and you would rather of just had a wank that night.
Oh for fuck sake Jason get your head out of the railings. You really are a wasted wank.
by PhilMiddy June 07, 2016
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Toxic waste

Phrase used to describe the people on Twitter, especially gay 14-year-olds.
"Dude I just checked Twitter, there was so much toxic waste."
"They probably called you 'bestie' and got horny over fictional characters, huh?
"Yeah man, and they were all little gay kids."
"Sounds pretty radioactive."
by Cxdavreous March 04, 2021
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Gainesville wasted

Peter Pan syndrome for residents of Alachua County. Examples include:

-Moved to Gainesville with a scholarship to UF, but flunked out fall of freshman year.

-Days spent near campus without any real attachment to it.

-Working at non-brand retail stores near Downtown to "keep on keepin' on."

-Has a loose, flaky plan to take a class at Santa Fe in 6-7 months, without actually enrolling.
"Shit, Kevin's really hittin' the books."

"Nah dude, he flunked out in Spring 2010. Kev's still waiting for his pop punk band to get signed. He's Gainesville wasted."
by Gnmuller November 30, 2021
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shit wasted

Words that emphasize the drunken state, it can also be used to preview a desired state of mind.

Caused by excess drinking & minor marijuana consumption.
Lory: Get off the floor Jennifer! Let's go home!
Jennifer: Yeah! I don't know how I got so shit wasted.
Lory: You had a drink in your hand all night.
Jennifer: NottTruuu... *barf.
by Dfrenchpirate December 04, 2015
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A waste of dick

When you have such a large penis it's a waste of dick. No one wants it because it would wreck them.
That's a waste of dick my friend....can i have it when you die
by Dickeyrific32 May 01, 2019
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