waiting for Godot

When 2 or more people are trying to leave a place and one person declares the need to leave followed by absolutely no action on any ones part.

I tried to get my friends to go to the store before it closed, but we all just kept waiting for Godot.

by kirk September 15, 2017

wee waiting

Having to hold off going to the bathroom, because you're waiting for the scheduled arrival of a service-person or package delivery.

The cable guy said he'd be here between 9 and 12. I have two more hours of wee waiting to do.

by Ice April 20, 2015

Couch Warming

A silly American adaptation of the customary house warming, where one lures his or her (mostly her) friends over with tasty delicacies and alcohol in hopes that they become inebriated as much as possible in order to break in the couch they happen to be sitting on...

Did you go to Michelle and Gino's Couch warming last night????

Yah.. I did. But it was weird Michelle seemed more concerned that I wasn't drinking my wine and that I was sitting on one pert of the couch for too long...

by Pharohgq June 24, 2015

Intellectual Fart Wafting

Writing or stating an extremely practiced remark to try to sound smart, but in reality just sounding like a pretentious ass.

The book "Alchemy of Mind" is nothing more than intellectual fart wafting.

by Creamsodatheory May 12, 2013

three holes no waiting

When a girl has sex with 3 guys simultaneously and her mouth, butt, and vagina are all being used at the same time.

Sally went into a room with three guys and there is definitely some three holes no waiting going on.

by Antone the Mantone September 17, 2013

anthropogenic global warming

Global warming caused by the activities of humans.

The anthropogenic global warming of the Earth is mainly from all the carbon dioxide and methane gas released in developed countries.

by Tibriel August 26, 2017

warning shots

The release of several small farts warning that a turd is on it's way.

Johnny felt his guts get heavy, then the warning shots came. He soon needed to find a toilet.

by Poleyhants January 30, 2007