pecannotsee-a-vision

Meaning that one is so BLINDED by self-rightousness and misplaced political correctness and fear of offending anyone, anyone at all... that one loses all sense of humor and gets an accompanying very tight feeling in the rectal area.
After reading the word "migger", John and Jane Doe were blinded by pecannotsee-a-vision.
by Margaret Boyle August 16, 2003
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Visions by Abnormality

1-The most obnoxious song in Rock band 2. Reason? Its screamo and has no rhythm, what so ever and is the hardest song in the game. What the hell was Harmonix thinking?
while playing rock band-

1: lets play this song, Visions by Abnormality!

2: Umm, no. It sux

1: cmon!

after a minute of playing the song:

2: See?

1:...WTF was that? no rhythm? I couldn't understand a word that GIRL said! And the Bass pedal Broke >_>
by Pyroguy44 January 01, 2009
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t-vision

When a fine woman plops her ass right in front of you, exposing that piece of floss between her asscheeks, otherwise known as a thong.
Damn! You can see that girls thong! Looks like I have been granted the "t-vision."
by Sweetwater Jenkins December 19, 2004
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double vision

A word used to describe 2 of the same thing. That thing is insignificant, and the whole sitution is confusing.
"Holy crap-shait! I thought there was only one of you, but I guess my double vision got the best of me!"
by DAVIO D.V June 12, 2005
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Crazy Vision

A direct result of using the Mildly Uncomfortable Heating Pad. When Heating Pad is placed on head, it subtly fries the brain, thus creating hallucinations, which is called "Crazy Vision"
"WooohohohohoHHhoooo... OwwoOWOw,... I gOts the CRAzy VIsioN!! ArgGRgGHJ! mY brAINSSSssss...."
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
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Harmonic Visions

Whilst withdrawing from large amounts of alcohol, the eyes can sometimes see white threads floating about which flow in a seemingly "musical pattern".
After drinking large quanity's of alcohol and returning to sobriety, the eyes can play tricks on you.. causing white lines which move rythmically. These are called "Harmonic Visions".
by Joan Of Arkiagerrr June 08, 2009
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vision statement

A string of platitudes serving as a bureaucratically acceptable substitute for a direction for effort.
The vision statement, "children with disabilities and their families have access to a coordinated system of mental health services in order to improve educational and social outcomes," suffers from a complete lack of actual measurement of whether the effort will ever accomplish any favorable outcome, or indeed any outcome at all beyond establishing (and funding) a “system” and giving some people “access” to it.
by Ignatius Donnelly September 28, 2005
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