Vicarious beard growth is the attempt of helping your own beard grow by staring at pictures of people with awesome beards. It should be noted that this is a myth. It does not work. This has been researched and proven by expert and awesome beard owner David Denison, who is well credited and a pioneer in his field, despite being a Michigander.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Your beard's looking a little patchy, man.
Guy 2: I know! I've been trying to fill it out, but the vicarious beard growth just doesn't seem to be working!
Example 2:
Guy 1: Man, I've been trying for a month, but my beard still won't grow!
Guy 2: Have you tried vicarious beard growth?
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, putting up pictures of awesome beards to inspire your own.
Guy 1: *pauses* Are you high?
Guy 1: Your beard's looking a little patchy, man.
Guy 2: I know! I've been trying to fill it out, but the vicarious beard growth just doesn't seem to be working!
Example 2:
Guy 1: Man, I've been trying for a month, but my beard still won't grow!
Guy 2: Have you tried vicarious beard growth?
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, putting up pictures of awesome beards to inspire your own.
Guy 1: *pauses* Are you high?
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Finnish word for a certain type of guy, also a Finnish name alternative to Ville (William/Bill in English)
A gentle giant and a typical great guy. Tall, handsome and almost without exception athletic. A top lad who is very well put together and tends to be the cool guy of the group; he has his own place, a steady job, girlfriend and a motorcycle. With a composed yet self-confident behaviour he's a genuine all-around player when it comes to social skills and on top of that makes immediately a positive impact amongst elders with his polite manners and natural discretion, making him generally very likeable. Kindest person in the room even when he gets angry.
Sidenote: At 6'3"<, the only mentionable downside of this guy is his rather a big consumption; you'll need to fuel every few miles to keep him running. A real Mustang and a proper powerhouse for a man.
A gentle giant and a typical great guy. Tall, handsome and almost without exception athletic. A top lad who is very well put together and tends to be the cool guy of the group; he has his own place, a steady job, girlfriend and a motorcycle. With a composed yet self-confident behaviour he's a genuine all-around player when it comes to social skills and on top of that makes immediately a positive impact amongst elders with his polite manners and natural discretion, making him generally very likeable. Kindest person in the room even when he gets angry.
Sidenote: At 6'3"<, the only mentionable downside of this guy is his rather a big consumption; you'll need to fuel every few miles to keep him running. A real Mustang and a proper powerhouse for a man.
Huey: "Check out the bike of that fella! Man, I'd really even make out with Dorothy for a ride like that.."
Dewey: "Hey, I know the guy! He's a top bloke, he let me test that beast once. Guy's a real Viljami!"
Huey: "No way, ya shittin' me m8??"
Dewey: "Hey, I know the guy! He's a top bloke, he let me test that beast once. Guy's a real Viljami!"
Huey: "No way, ya shittin' me m8??"
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Get the viliam mug.Pancho Alonso Villa, or Pancho Villa, (May 9, 1928 – July 3, 1995), who was generally known as Pancho V. or, less often, as "The Pancho."
He was Mexico's No. 1 ultimate frisbee player for an unequalled 8 years in the 1950s and early 1960s. During that period, he played as a professional in Mexico City's UFDIII.
Taught by his preceeding flying disc heavyweight champion Ricardo González , he was also a successful amateur player in the late-1940s, (twice winning the United States Ultimate Frisbee Championships while competing overseas.)
The tempestuous Villa is still widely considered to be one of the all-time great frisbee players. Prior to the Fris-ball era, he was considered by many observers to be the *greatest* player in the history of the game.
A 1999 Russell Athletics ultimate frisbee edition catalog about the magazine's 20 "favorite ultimate frisbee players" of the 20th century said about Mr. Villa (their number 14 pick): "If Earth was on the side of an ultimate frisbee match, the man you want tossing to save humankind would be Pancho Alonso Villa." The infamously noted Mexican woman's frisbee division commentator Flora L. Barnez echoed this in an August 2006 article for International Disc Throwers: "If I had to choose someone to play for my life, it would be Pancho Villa, mi amor."
He was Mexico's No. 1 ultimate frisbee player for an unequalled 8 years in the 1950s and early 1960s. During that period, he played as a professional in Mexico City's UFDIII.
Taught by his preceeding flying disc heavyweight champion Ricardo González , he was also a successful amateur player in the late-1940s, (twice winning the United States Ultimate Frisbee Championships while competing overseas.)
The tempestuous Villa is still widely considered to be one of the all-time great frisbee players. Prior to the Fris-ball era, he was considered by many observers to be the *greatest* player in the history of the game.
A 1999 Russell Athletics ultimate frisbee edition catalog about the magazine's 20 "favorite ultimate frisbee players" of the 20th century said about Mr. Villa (their number 14 pick): "If Earth was on the side of an ultimate frisbee match, the man you want tossing to save humankind would be Pancho Alonso Villa." The infamously noted Mexican woman's frisbee division commentator Flora L. Barnez echoed this in an August 2006 article for International Disc Throwers: "If I had to choose someone to play for my life, it would be Pancho Villa, mi amor."
Pancho Villa will be recorded in the annuls of sports history as one of the greatest ultimate frisbee players of all time.
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In the web video "J2: Juggment Day", the sequel to "The Juggernaut Bitch", the Juggernaut shouts the line, "Pancho Villa! It's time to fuck!"
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