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Ebbw vale

A small town in Gwent Valleys in South Wales. Biggest shithole in the world. You cant do absolutely nothing here. :) drugs everywhere+ full of ugly fat stupid people.
Ebbw vale? ..... where the fuck is that?
by Tinamichellexo February 1, 2012
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wilmer valderrama

He used to be cool on That 70's show when he didn't try to be all gangster and shit. Now he's just some fuckin' poser who hosts a funny show called 'Yo momma'. In the end, he gives the winner $1,000, pretty fuckin' lame if you ask me. $1,000 for potential future beefs with other mu'fuckers around the winner's hood doesn't justify that shit. Dude, you're rich, What the fuck man?

Watch the episode of Ashton Kutcher's "Punk'd" where they punk Wilmer and you'll see how much of a pussy he is.
"Where the Hell did Wilmer Valderrama get the idea he was a fuckin' thug ass nigga? Get in where you fit in dude and go back to doing COOL shows.
by Raw Doggy April 4, 2010
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valectban

The result of a user (Valect) on efnet using the host name of someone else, who raises hell in specific channels of choice (such as #seattle or #california).

The result is an ineffective ban on the host name that user is utilizing, locking all other users on that host name out of the channel.

A frequent victim of valectbans is a user known as Orb.
21:15 18 Dec 05 <analorb> I used to be on like 23542352 efnet channels <analorb> but now I am the victim of valectbans
by cuntsucker August 25, 2006
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Valdemart

Slang for Wal-mart. Sounds like the evil villain from Harry Potter -- Voldemort.
I'm going shopping at Valdemart.
by M. Brian June 11, 2006
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Vaguebooking

Writing a Facebook status to/about someone without mentioning their name. A tactic typically employed by 15 year old girls, however one that has become an alarming trend among grown men (and adults in general) who display an apparent lack of testicular fortitude. The Status is usually followed by dot dot dot and a Wink Emoticon to accentuate the passive aggressive "I'm better than you" overtones.

The Status author is so blinded by his over blown sense of self worth that he generally fails to realize that he looks like a complete Bitch and spineless fool.
I remember when I was a Skateboarder, I was 12. Some people need to get a grip.

Dave: I wonder who Mark is talking about. He's Vaguebooking again.
Fred: Possibly me, because I still Skateboard at 32.
Dave: Dude needs to grow some balls. He comes across like such a whiney little Bitch.
by The One they call Otter August 29, 2013
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vague post

A comment or statement that is made by someone on a social media site who's thinking is in a very tight dramatic circle. The post is very unclear and usually has no redeeming value to those who read it. However, the poster uses this tactic to build curiosity in his/her friends so they may inquire why the post was made. But the poster never responds or explains to why they made such a ridiculous comment..
friend's post: "the humidity has something to do with it!"
me: "what are you talking about?"
4or5 hours elapse with about 5 likes
me: "why make such a vague post?"
by xwhite July 9, 2014
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valuev

7 foot, 350 pound world heavyweight champion boxer out of Leningrad, Russia - punches harder than a carthorse kicks.
by Oswald Spengler December 22, 2006
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