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by Majikdik February 5, 2014
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upper valley

a small pocket of NH and VT that's quite lovely, but also the most difficult place to get laid, possibly in the entire world. except for monasteries.
even when I had a boyfriend while living in the upper valley, I wasn't getting laid. since I became single a year ago, it's been tough finding a fuck buddy, despite my lowered standards.
by lazerlover January 27, 2012
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Silicone Valley

{Jack and John staring at a giant cleavage}

Joe: damn..! look at that cleavage! Never seen something that huge,.
John: Yeah I'm pretty sure that'll open up to be a silicone valley..
by jt95 October 8, 2014
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nature valley granola bar

a crumbly ass granola bar that clearly represents how messy my fucking life is
on a scale from 1 to nature valley granola bar how much of a mess is your life?
nature valley granola bar bro
by maddy_braps July 8, 2016
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Welsh Valley Middle School

oh dear god. where to start. the girls here pretend to be depressed and are so “ocd”!1! the girls here communicate through brutal yolos. over quarantine every girl has become “alt” even though they haven’t posted anything abt blm and have trump 2020 in they’re bio. but if y’all boys thought i wasn’t gonna mention y’all- The boys here love to say slurs that they don’t know the meaning of and their favorite phrases are the following: “did i ask” “that’s so fucking gay” “f*g” and “snowflake”. most of them are try hards that will spew insults at u the second they realize their wrong and literally combust when they lose in knock out during gym. they love insulting teachers because they need as much attention from peers because they lack it from their parents. overall most kids here are rich but complain about being poor, have bfs/gfs which means holding hands and being “shipped” on their snapchat stories, call themselves depressed and anxious and then make fun of actually neuro-divergent people. i fucking hate this school lmao
“welsh valley middle school is full of rich white jewish people!”
“true!”
by stinkypeepeepoopoo August 13, 2020
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Antelope Valley

Antelope Valley: Land of the Junkies, Home of L.A. Rejects.

Palmdale, the crack capital of L.A. County is widely known for it's high crime & Hot weather. It used to be a sleepy little town before the 90s, when a caravan of black gangsters and cholos from L.A moved there. The High Schools here are Palmdale High School, Highland High School and Pete Knight. Worst one being Palmdale, where young aspiring children go to be Drug Dealers, Strippers, Crack Addicts, Wannabe L.A. Gangsters and Pregnant at 16. Westside Palmdale is a lot nicer, mostly whitewashed mexicans who wanna be cool and swear up and down they're Santa Clarita.

Lancaster is the Meth Capital of L.A. County. It's dirty, smells of meth and is filled with with either ghetto blacks, Mexicans or Rednecks. West of the 14 is West Lancaster aka dollar store quartz hill. The High Schools here are AV High School, Lancaster High School and Quartz Hill High School. Lancaster HS is surprisingly not terrible, mostly consisting of wannabe cholos, emo kids, "skater kids" who cant do a kickflip and kids who live near AV high school but go to Lancaster because their parents wouldn't let them attend AV.

Once you step foot in Quartz Hill you will find yourself in 1950's Alabama. If you are black in Quartz Hill...Good luck. Quartz Hill High School is full of whitewashed mexicans who claim to be half white to avoid discrimination and rich white kids who's parents work for Lockheed. They claim to be the Beverly Hills of the AV.
Friend: Hey Bro lets go to the Antelope Valley?
me: The Antelope Valley? You mean California's Iraq?
by lil.tweaker May 14, 2022
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Deano Valley

A Welsh comedian/ content creator who makes voiceovers and parody songs. Most of the content is satire and dark humour.

Many videos are labelled under the green laughing face which is a reminderl to never take anything made seriously.

Purely entertainment for a comedy effect.

Creator of controversial figure Trecco Boy, who is featured in many songs voiceovers and cartoons.

Creator and animator of Welsh south park style cartoon - "Spicky Valley"
Deano Valley made this parody song and its epic
by poopoo7766 July 7, 2022
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