grippy sock vacation

A voluntary stay in the mental hospital when you need to check out for a bit.

Term originated on TikTok.

"I'm starting to feel like I need a grippy sock vacation"

by abbyrandi October 6, 2021

Masturbation Vacation

When a male or female takes a break from their normal masturbation tendencies. Usually to increase sexual pleasure during intercourse, also used as a challenge.

How was your Masturbation Vacation?
It was tough, but totally worth the wait...

by Jake & Drew March 25, 2011

psychiatric vacation

A popular practice in prison when a convict reaches a level of boredom or emptiness so severe that he or she embarks upon a plan to go “playcrazy” in order to get some sightseeing done and a temporary change in housing and usually much better meals in what may be an ingenious process of self-care.

I knew that I’d be seen as manipulative if I followed through with my prison savvy plan to take a psychiatric vacation but I was willing to suffer the blowback because quite frankly, my emotional needs are more important than my reputation at this point in my life.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

Shit vacation

A particularly long restroom break when at work, used as a chance to take a break, relax, and engage in some non-work-related activity, such as browsing the web or playing a game on a smart phone.

I needed to take a massive dump this morning, but I waited until I got to work so that I could take a nice long shit vacation.

by senorjay November 8, 2012

Going On Vacation

A term used when a drug dealer/crime boss goes to jail.

(Fatt Jimmy is Going On Vacation.)

"AY-O!, Tommy, Fatt Jimmy just went on vacation!"

"You know what that MEANS Tommy!?"

"Nah what"

"WE BOTH CAN NOW RUN THIS DRUG EMPIRE"

by ✠Mrcatmanjr✠#8191 April 18, 2021

Chemical Vacation

The binging of various different drugs over a period of time, every day until the vacation is over, so as to be completely high for the entirety of the trip.

Phil: Man, last week I went on a chemical vacation with my band, it was a really bonding experience. We did Acid the first night, shrooms the next, ecstasy the third night, ketamine on night four and we must have gone through an oz. of weed. By day five, I was almost ready to have a heart attack!

by crowsnest August 31, 2012

FMLA vacation

someone who constintly fakes illness to use the federally mandated Family Medical Leave Act to take time off from work. Such hard to prove illnesses include but not limited to backache, migraine, neck pain, and mental/stress related diseases.

Damn, James hasn't worked a full week in three monthes!
That's because he got approved for a FMLA vacation for his headaches.

by sean dobbins February 20, 2009