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jive turkey motherfucker

A totally clueless scumbag-conman-bullshitting-cocksucking asshole who is so obviously fucked-up to anybody with half a brain but thinks he's cool.
by EDYudaman December 30, 2010
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shit turkey

Masturbating during anal sex, and losing your balance, waking up the next morning to a shit stained turkey hand print on the bed sheet.
After a long night of boinking his girlfriend in the ass ol'red jerked his dick to get it hard again then lost balance, and regained it by pushing himself up from the bed. In the morning he woke up to find a shit turkey on the sheets.
by Ole Red February 18, 2007
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turkey testers

Very erect nipples that pop out like the ready sensor on oven stuffer turkeys.
I must be cold outside because I can see Jennifer's turkey testers are poking.
by Double Jay May 13, 2003
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turkeys in a doghouse

1. (adjective) to be unable or unequipped to handle a situation of temptation due to animalistic tendency, much like a dog's instinct to attack turkeys in his dog house

2. to be in the presence of one whom cannot control his actions related to sex, food, addiction or anger
1. Person 1: "Dude! So whack; how could he cheat on her at that sorority party?"
Person 2: "Oh come on, you know they're all babes; turkeys in a doghouse."

2. Person 1: "You can't to his house alone!"
Person 2: "Why not?"
Person 1: "He'll totally take advantage of you! Turkeys in a doghouse..."

3. Person 1: "Why do you relapse?"
Person 2: "I was at a Miley concert with all my dealers! Turkeys in a doghouse!!"
by ShanfullyGracious September 27, 2009
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Turkmen

Turkmen or Turkoman or Turkman may refer to:
* Turkmenistan, in Central Asia (referring to something of, from, or related to that country)
* Turkmen language, the national language of Turkmenistan
* Formerly the Turkmen Soviet Socialist Republic, when a constituent republic of the Soviet Union.

* Ethnic Turkmens fall into two distinct groups; confusingly, both of these are sometimes called both "Turkmen" and "Turcoman/men". Both are part of the wider grouping of Oghuz Turks. Oghuz Turks, a large branch of Turkic peoples, historically Muslim nomadic Oghuz Turks (in the 10th–18th centuries)

* Eastern or Central Asian/Iranian group:

--Turkmens, a Turkic people located primarily in Central Asia, in Turkmenistan, Iran, Afghanistan, Northern Pakistan, and in the North Caucasus
-- Iranian Turkmen, an ethnic minority of Oghuz Turkish descent living in Iran

* Western group
-- Iraqi Turkmen, an ethnic minority living in northern Iraq
-- Syrian Turkmen, an ethnic minority of Oghuz Turkish descent living in Syria
-- Yörüks, a semi-nomadic group in Anatolia often referred to as Turkmen in Turkey
-- Karapapaks or Terekeme, an ethnic minority living in Turkey, Iran and the South Caucasus
Turkmen, are people from Turkmenistan...
Iraqi Turkmen are being discriminated against by the Iraqi Kurdistan autonomous government.. Sad!
by Andy8Kahn January 26, 2017
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pr0n turkey

(n) An aficionado of pornography. One who constantly and compulsively procures and consumes pornography.
"Ever since he got broadband Mark has become an absolute pr0n turkey".
by Matthew Wallace December 13, 2008
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Bingham Turkey

when a girl is fingered with three fingers like a bowling ball and gets three orgasms
Boy 1 "Are they having sex back there."
Boys 2 "No I'm giving her a Bingham Turkey."
by yaitsmedumbass February 12, 2010
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