turban dictionary

A dictionary you keep in your Turban! What the heck else could it be, you racist moron?

"Of course I keep a dictionary in my turban! It's my turban dictionary - the dictionary I keep in my turban"

Glerp: "Hey is that your turban dictionary?"
Schkerp: "No that's the turban I keep in my dictionary. You are referring to the dictionary I keep in my turban."

by uncle fuckbucket October 23, 2018

turabi

A very Intimidating man that is on MTV's "The Challenge" that won Survivor Turkey twice.

Hey have you heard about Turabi? He's becoming a fan favorite on The Challenge

by WordlyJ March 2, 2019

turf burger

When a muff is well-trimmed like astro turf or a putting green surface.

"Hey Alex what did you have for dinner last night?" "Oh man, I had the best Turf Burger... some may call it Surf & Turf."

by K,A,H,J,K April 18, 2019

Turf Thot

The football equivalent of a puck bunny

“That girl is a turf thot she only goes to games for the guys”

by #1Turfthot October 10, 2019

tufa

the best leo you can ever meet and is the best for a polina

hey polina hey tufa

by your beast December 9, 2020

Turf Pie

When the shaved pubes of a woman start growing back and feel like astro Turf in your mouth.

Sheila's Turf pie was so bad, poor Matt got rug burn.

by Katkaestner April 22, 2021

Turban Pictionary

A party game played primarily in Arab or Middle Eastern nations, primarily at family gatherings, or otherwise boring parties; which are much more common in these regions, due to a statistically lower intake of unhealthy social lubricants such as alcohol or cocaine. Identical to the popular Western game Pictionary, except generally with better insulated noggins.

Got stuck on Surjid's team in Turban Pictionary last night. The answer was Footloose, but he was too scared to draw bacon (for Kevin Bacon) in front of his grandma and we had to, following the loss of a misunderstood Western style bet, eat our hats... Fancy a a bite of turban, I can barely finish this? At least I'll have a self-wiping ass for a few days.

by Default Damager P2ttP April 25, 2021