iDon'tHave1

An outdated cell phone. It's what you're using if you don't have an iPhone, iTouch, iPad or anything similar.

No, I'm sorry but I don't have the capability to do that on my iDon'tHave1.

by rhiski12 May 2, 2011

travelers diarrhea

A case of diarrhea so severe that you'll just be walking hence 'travelers' diarrhea and all of a sudden you soil yourself without expecting it. This can be incredibly humiliating.

Dude I have a bad case of travelers diarrhea I just shit myself a few minutes ago.

by Cassanooova March 7, 2008

Tavern

The stinky house covered in peepee where all the boys can get smacked and forget their problems

Dude, tavern was lit last night

by GIUSEPPENIS January 30, 2017

traveling

another word for smoking weed. called "traveling" because when one is high, their mind travels off into different places.

"i have a dub, wanna travel?"

"are we traveling later?"

by morgayy May 29, 2009

tavern shit

a massive dump taken after consuming the questionably prepared food at a local tavern or bar

Hey man u wanna hit up the tavern later for some wings?

No way man last time stoner Carl cooked my wings and i had the Tavern shits all night!

by adamflb21 February 22, 2008

Time traveling Buttsex

Time traveling Buttsex
1.The act of one or more people engaging in anal inter course while traveling through the space time continum.
2.The most confusing question know to man......EVER

Luke was confused when Brady asked him about time traveling buttsex.

by funnyrussian October 11, 2011

travel guide

A close friend to baby-sit your stupid ass when tripping on any of the following:

Shrooms
Salvia
Acid
LSD
Crys
etc.

This person should be a very close friend so you can trust them not to harm you or cause any long-term damage to you.

James: Dude where the hell is the travel guide?
George: IDK man. who cares lets do this salvia.
James: Okay

3 hours later James and George are dead.

by James T. Carson April 22, 2006