Trophy

Something we get a kid but all want as a man.

Man, fuck that dumbass trophy

by Fuckface32 May 16, 2017

3rd place trophy wife

A woman, who would not necessarily be viewed as beautiful, but because of her husband's ability to secure a younger gal is seen by him as a great catch.

After he divorced his wife of 42 years, old Goldsmith got himself a 3rd Place Trophy Wife.

by Slamb Doctor May 7, 2018

banana trophie

a very large chodethat girs love to eat.

wow that guy has a banana trophie

by richard the bitcherd February 18, 2018

Trophy Tap

The act of having sex with a woman who is, or has the potential to be a trophy wife.

Ex. 1: "That girl is a dime. I'm gon' trophy tap that tonight."

Ex. 2: Can also be referring to one's own woman from a third party's persective. E.g.

Kanye: "Y'all ain't gon' be trophy tappin' mine!"

Meaning: "None of you other people will be having sex with my wife, who is a trophy wife."

by BigFeetsmin February 16, 2017

trophy cougar

a middle aged or older woman, who was once a trophy wife, but has become dissatisfied with her husband but she refuses to leave him because she loves his money (and possibly his children). Goes on frequent "girls nights" with her friends and often will try to party like she's still in her 20's.

Check out this trophy cougar hittin on my man... God, I hope I look that good when I'm 45.

by fannie65432 March 15, 2017

trophy shelf

The collection of liquor bottles left across a counter, table, shelf, or any other flat surface after a night of hard drinking

Did you see the Trophy Shelf we left after Alex's party?

by Dinosaur laser fight April 22, 2016

Trophy Son

A trophy son is someone who doesn't do anything that a normally kid would normally do for chores. He/She doesn't clean their room, wash the dishes, or do the laundry.

Mom: good job on you're chores Hun
Dad: I'm glad he isn't a trophy son like the older one

by Corroded battery October 11, 2016