toad

1. a suffix added to any word rhyming with it. the addition of the suffix transforms the word into a clause answering the question that prompted the utterance of the word to begin with.

usage notes: (a) the preceding word alters its spelling to resemble that of the suffix (i.e., "oa"). (b) some circles of linguists argue that the resulting clause can take any tense. (c) responsively, toad is used in its second use (see below). (d) the requirement of rhyme can be stretched if the user of "toad" as a suffix is intoxicated, and the general consensus is to only need to rhyme the vowel section of the word.

2. (mf) one's person.

1. "what are you doing?"
"koadtoad."
(koadtoad means "i'm programming")

"why are your eyes red?"
"smoaktoad"

(smoaktoad means "i was engaging in the consumption of cannabis")

2. "where is yr toad? it was supposed to get here an hour ago."
"sorry to disappoint yr toad but my toad got stuck in traffic"

by causticfellow February 27, 2010

Toadler

Derogatory variation of "toddler" used by the childfree community.

The breeder walked into the coffee shop with his toadler strapped to his chest.

by rev. barky January 3, 2010

carriage trade

Guys needing a blow job who drop by a queen's place for quick relief at odd hours.

Sandy had so much carriage trade during the day he had almost quit cruising the strip at night.

by Richard Black March 14, 2005

Fatty Fatty Toad Boy

An insult aimed at a male individual of the overwieght variety, who loosley resembles any amphibian.

" You, fatty fatty toad boy, stop munching that pie, and go die in a corner."

by niblet August 8, 2004

trade me

the Internet auction site you're forced to use if you live in New Zealand

I use Trade Me. It sucks.

by quantum May 13, 2005

trademe

A marketplace for New Zealanders to buy and sell online..

Its like A New Zealand Ebay.

Lets go to trade me...

Types in "www.trademe.co.nz" in address bar..

yay, I'm on trademe.

by darkmyst September 19, 2005

great horny toads

An interjection used to exclaim surprise or astonishment. Has redneck-ish (and even sexual)connotations and is perhaps used mainly in rural America. Also known to be occasionally used by the Looney Toons cartoon character Yosemite Sam.

*at a small ranch in West Texas*

Jim Bob: Welp. Time to git down ta bizness an' work the ol' cow.

*suddenly sees two large overweight trespassing strangers doing something "suspicious" to one of his pigs*

Jim Bob: *gasps* Great horny toads, what in the Sam Hill h've you sum bitches bin doin' to mah prize hog!

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.

by Mark H January 10, 2006