1) A person who is difficult to be around a "piece of work"
2) Someone who does stunts to get attention
3) A person who tries to hard to be cool; a poser
2) Someone who does stunts to get attention
3) A person who tries to hard to be cool; a poser
by Mary Margaret July 18, 2008
Get the toolmug. Someone who is ridiculously dumb, make an ass of themselves, and hasn't got a clue about what's going on around them. However, tools are usually used and kept around for either entertainment purposes (ie. getting them to do something really stupid for laughs) or for other things (ie. transportation).
Phil: Hey, that Dick guy, he's a fuckin' tool! He sings "I'm a Little Tea Pot" when I tell him to.
Bob: Yeah, that's the only reason we keep that tool around.
Bob: Yeah, that's the only reason we keep that tool around.
by brouhaha November 12, 2009
Get the toolmug. A person so dense or desperate for acceptance by their peers that they unknowingly subject themselves to ridicule, being used, and continuously looking like an ass hat.
Michelle from the immunology/microbiology department is such a lonely, pathetic tool; that's why Rebeca only eats lunch with her when she's broke.
by godzilla's lover January 2, 2008
Get the toolmug. by MisterWang September 16, 2005
Get the toolmug. 1.one who wears pink american eagle polos that are two sizes to small.
2. Wears a headband while his hair is spiked and works out with an ipod band around his arm.
3.one who grunts loud at the gym thinking hes actually working out
2. Wears a headband while his hair is spiked and works out with an ipod band around his arm.
3.one who grunts loud at the gym thinking hes actually working out
by dirty sanchez's October 30, 2007
Get the toolmug. michael david wilson from oak lawn Illinois
is the direct deffintion of a tool
he currently goes to southern illinois which makes him even more of a tool
is the direct deffintion of a tool
he currently goes to southern illinois which makes him even more of a tool
tool, flake
by danielle quarles October 17, 2008
Get the toolmug. A paramedic that loves the color purple, plays christmas music starting november first, pays $1200 for a PSP (from Rent-A-Center), worships rent-a-center, throws garbage out the window, and has obtained the status of social outcast. Also, wears a utility belt that has earned himself the nick "jingles", and has place himself on the homosuspicion list.
by Commodore November 11, 2006
Get the toolmug.