toed

to sneak up on a friend and swipe you toe across their mouth, if it just hits the face, its a kick

"dude, stephen just toed michael bell"

"haha, nuh uh"

by kidintightpants December 3, 2009

Toejam Cocktail

This was a drink I created while trying to find a way to cure a really bad headache and give me a little boost of energy in the mix. Note when I created it I had limited options but it turned out that the combination of the two items I used just fix the taste so well. Toejam Cocktail consists of: 1 8.3oz can of Sobe Adrenaline Rush and 2 white packets of BC powder(2 comes in one regular pack) (Like I Said Limited Choices)Pour both packets in the can and let it sit for a few seconds then drink up. This combination works great for a quick headache relief with a little added pep to get through the rest of your day. But the reason I gave it this unique name is because both products have the distinct taste of someones foot. Due to the fact the name had to be used in full force which is why I'm posting it here so I can spread the word.

Enjoy your Toejam Cocktail Mr.Bond.

by Anthony Kourmoulakis April 18, 2008

Toed

The act laying on ones stomach and of inserting both of ones toes into anothers anal cavity and lifting both legs in unison in a upwards motion lifting the subject.

Tony looked at Becky sexually and said do you wanna get toed later ;)!

by The_degenerate94 January 15, 2019

Toedball

A new, revolutionary two or four player sport, thats innovative technique involves the skilled use of eye-foot coordination. Similar to tennis but played by launching the ball with feet.

"Hannah's really talented at Toedball"

by JoHanKrumLaur May 19, 2008

todayting

(verb) - The act of committing oneself to relationships so short-lived that they typically start and end on the same day. A combination of the words "today" and "dating."

Michael needs to quit todayting and start considering a long-term relationship.

by Pseudonymous Name September 10, 2010

Todaw

1. To be confused on what today and/or tomorrow is.

2. Accidentally slurring your words when trying to say, "today"

3. To mix both today and tomorrow.

1. "What day is it todaw?"

2. "Did you hear? Lindsay Lohan was really hungover todaw"
"Isn't she always like that?"

3. "Dear Nicki,
We're going to have lunch todaw okay?

Love, Drake"

by Lichiboba September 5, 2011

Toada

A completly fat ass dude who sits in a way on couch and when your high af they look like a toad and smells like rotten chinese food. If you look close enough hell resemble what toads shit out but dont look to close cus hell give you warts

"Dude your romate is a total toada, i think i saw him catch a fly with his tongue".

by Tec-thrientaocho September 20, 2018