HOT-TOAD

IT IS THE ACT OF PLACING ONES ANAL OPENING ON ANOTHERS MOUTH AND RELEASING GAS INTO SAID PERSONS MOUTH

JIM WALKED UP TO BILL WHILE HE WAS PASSED OUT AND HOT-TOADED HIM

by THERANDIZZLE May 12, 2009

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Horny Toad

A dude that will screw anyone or anything... aka creep, looser or freak

Horny toad dude: Hey your new at this school what you doing tonight wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: Get lost creep!
Horny toad dude: Do you have a sister, does she wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: Didn't I just tell you to get lost! Looser!!
Horny toad dude: How about a brother, does your brother wanna go to my place and screw?

New girl at school: What part of get lost don't you understand. Why don't you just go screw a blow up doll! You freak!!!

Horny toad dude: Well either you, your sister or brother wanna go to my place and screw my blow up doll with me?

by MyHappyLilBanana December 23, 2018

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Blow Toad

The act of Farting while receiving fellatio.

Note; Blumpkin overrule blowing toad due to solid pieces of excrement being involved.

Dude i got this hot girl to go down on me, but then i dropped a blow toad. It ruined the night.

by thetoadanator December 28, 2011

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fuck toad

a term used to insult someone who exhibits undesierable behavior that reminds you of your frat boy friend who is permenantly drunk around campus.

When we went into the pub before we even sat down Chelsea was acting like such a fuck toad.

by erin f. June 28, 2006

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peep toad

little fart that makes a little noise

Sam: I kinda farted
Jared: Sounds like a peep toad

by Jaseguin January 13, 2008

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butt toad

A nasty warty toad that lives up the bum of Stigmata Boy.

Butt Toads (toadus-arsus) live of cheese and cheese based products. They a reknown for talking complete crap, but been a rectal parasite that is hardly a stunning fact.

Some belive that a race of butt toad

"George Bush is breeding an army of Butt Toads up his own arse, when the time is right .. they will stike..."

by ~betamax~ October 12, 2004

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