by supportepikhigh March 30, 2009
Get the epik failmug. Physically the worst state one can enter. If pre-suicide is rough, failed suicide is rough whilst being assfucked by an Algerian named Requis.
Fuck I can't believe I failed suicide. Now I have to spend months of rehabilitation in hospital and deal with family and people judging me and just generally making me feel more awful I wish I was fucking dead.
by boshmi May 8, 2018
Get the Failed Suicidemug. This is an interjection cried out at the sight of a party foul so horrible that it abruptly ends the party.
There are a number of ways to commit a party fail, but the most effective is by punching a wall while yelling "Reagan Smash!" or "Party's OVER!" or "I'm a douche!"
You may as well yell the last one, because by committing a party fail, you will be called a douche. Forever.
There are a number of ways to commit a party fail, but the most effective is by punching a wall while yelling "Reagan Smash!" or "Party's OVER!" or "I'm a douche!"
You may as well yell the last one, because by committing a party fail, you will be called a douche. Forever.
Brian and Chad tried to end the party with their words, but what really ended it was Sean punching a hole in the wall and yelling "Party's OVER!" That douche committed an epic party fail.
by NoMSG September 10, 2010
Get the Party Failmug. 1. Originally epic fail, a statement said by an individual who even fails at saying "epic fail".
2. A statement to describe complete and utter failure. Super Fail.
2. A statement to describe complete and utter failure. Super Fail.
by JeffKim January 17, 2009
Get the Epi Failmug. 
Getting her horned up to a sloppy wet state for an absolute railing and gut rearrangement only to disappoint her, and yourself for that matter, by failing to achieve an erection and deliver. Usually results in self loathing while watching her flick the bean.
A bottle of Jack was the perfect recipe last night for a rail fail.
I was so horny and ready to just get railed but my uncle drank too much and was like flopping gummy and a real rail fail.
I had to flick my bean to a toe curling orgasm after daddy did a rail fail.
I was so horny and ready to just get railed but my uncle drank too much and was like flopping gummy and a real rail fail.
I had to flick my bean to a toe curling orgasm after daddy did a rail fail.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020
Get the Rail Failmug. when you bite through a burger or sandwich but there is something in the sandwich like a pickle or tomato that is harder to bite completely through and you wind up pulling sections of the sandwich out as you take the bite, hence the bite fail.
by nonsuch61 July 11, 2010
Get the bite failmug.