Dicky Ticker

As heard in Fifth Gear season 20 episode 1, a "dicky ticker" esentally means "a weak heart".

Brace yourselves, these images are disturbing. Sensitive viewers and those with a dicky ticker might want to look away now.

by MagniDefine December 27, 2018

Tinder profile

A thing made so a bunch of virgins can post private messages on reddit for internet karma.

Redditer: can i have all of your private messages from your tinder profile.
Person: ...no.
Redditer: please i need karma.
Person: (this guy is a virgin.)

by Thicc-Cleetus-of-Alabama October 24, 2019

Tinder

Basically an app where most of the guys looking to find a relationship can’t because 90% of the women are looking for sugar daddies or money handouts. If a man doesn’t cough up money the women get mad and ignore.

Hey man should I download Tinder if I want to find an unmaterialistoic girl? Answer: NO!

by TheRealProblem718 October 30, 2019

Tinkered

The state of intoxication between being buzzed and drunk.

Yoooo buddy I just had 4 beers and I'm tinkered as FUCKKK.

by Nikkidrex May 28, 2017

tinkerbitch

Tinkerbell's twin sister. Axed from Peter Pan so they could keep it a "U"

"Oh, god. that girl came to my party as tinkerbitch!"
(boyfriend goes off to hit on her)

by Don't Tell! October 14, 2006

turbo thinker

n; an individual that can both respond to divergent (or varied in number and novelty) lines of thought at once and offer divergent list of responses in return. Signified by rapid stream of consciousness responses which may seem like a laundry list of hypothetical possible outcomes, data and analysis. Expounds exuberantly.

Prone to inducing sensory overload in listeners from too much information.

Sometimes confused with a shit talker, but is more relevant to the subject matter of the topic of conversation. Also may be confused with a 'know-it-all' but without the tell-tale condescension or hubris.

Occasionally found with backgrounds in linguistics, aesthetics and animal husbandry. Sometimes but not exclusively found working in Health food stores or local co-ops.

"Holy frigin swampdonkies, that Johnson kid's a wicked frigin turbo thinker! I run into him where he works at the hardware store asked about lint rollers, lightning rods and aluminum foil and couple of hours later I walked out of there thinking down was up, the Grand canyon was a big hole to dig and god made math to confuse monkeys! I frig near stubbed my brain stem.'

by rob dianome October 27, 2008

tanker

To repost an article other than a HOTD on the Florida sportsman Forum

What that i hear in the distance.. YOuve been tankered

by Getnsnokie June 19, 2006