Tina

Tina, the finest slice of salami around. Tina’s are known as the sophisticated piece of mortadella and a great match to all things cheesy. Unlike her counterpart, she will not curdle. Although sometimes salty, she’s solid and can withstand any element. No refrigeration necessary, great for hikes and picnics. Disclaimer, Tina will cause bloating and possible diarrhea. Not vegan friendly, or friendly at all for that matter.

WHO’s TINA ?

Tina, my little mortadella.

by Mdawgs1230 November 24, 2021

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Tina Dong

The most diabolical person in the world!

Tina dong.

by pdk19173 May 18, 2023

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Tina-ish

Being so lame you could cry

She was being very Tina-ish and people despised it.

by Nutmeggg January 18, 2024

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Tina

Tina is a SUCCUBUS!. She doesn't kill right away she will slowly drain your blood and keep you in this weakened state for as long as possible while she seeks out her next target, it could be quite awhile for she is a very picky predator. When she finds her next victim she will not only finish draining your blood she will empty your bank account and devour your very soul ensuring eternal youth and beauty. She is very clever and has been doing this a long time, she never makes a mistake she moves with a purpose every thought, every action, every inaction has meaning behind it. To her countless victims it seemed as if she knew the future, resistance was futile they could not comprehend just how unlucky they were for she is not only a spawn of Satan she is also witch that can see the future.

MAN 1; Over the past 2 weeks TOM has been getting worse, he looks like shit now. Hes so weak I hope he dont have some new covid strain. I can't even get ahold of him now ever since TINA moved in with him, I think she might be a SUCCUBUS!! or a REVERSE VAMPIRE!!
MAN 2; Don't be stupid, everyone knows covid is over!!

by Smokedout6384 February 1, 2025

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