Muffled Trombone

When you are getting a rim job and your partner drops a butt sneeze in your mouth.

Greg: Alex's breath smells terrible today.
Heather: Yeah, he got a muffled trombone last night.

by darrenpowell187 September 27, 2015

tromboner

a tromboner is a boner that a male gets while in band class. it could also be used as a pun.

“bro, you should’ve seen this girl i saw in band class the other day! she gave me a full on tromboner!”

by ColdpizzaCardboardcastles August 12, 2018

Tromboner

When a male individual is in the act of masturbating, and then ejaculates extremely loud. This resembles the sound of a Trombone.

"hey, I heard Edric cums loud as fuck, I like that. He must have a Tromboner"

by AikaFNBR December 1, 2020

Trombone

A brass instrument with a slide that makes the instrument longer, which alters the note you play. Like many brass instruments, there is a mouthpiece that you buzz into to produce a sound.

This one time in band camp, I fell on the field and my trombone had a huge dent in it

by PoolOfAwesome October 15, 2017

Trombone Job

Whilst sucking on the erect penis of the male origin, stoke your fingers from the front of the taint across the testes.

In the middle of an ikea, during a band concert she gave me a trombone job

by AidenHall July 4, 2016

Trombone Bukkake

When the entire trombone section empties their brassy spit on your steez

Steven: Hey Dan did you see jen’s bust?
Dan: Heck yeah I did, I’d love to give it the ol’ trombone bukkake!

by Radical, but also Sadical September 24, 2017

Tromboner

A male trombonist who often times is getting layed left right and center

These guys are usually the strongest players in the band.

Wow Phill is such a tromboner he gets layed all the time

by You got nothing boi July 10, 2018