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POUCH FUCKING

WHEN YOU FUCK A WOMENS BELLY AND LOVE IT!
by GCSTYLE May 3, 2022
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Fish Pouch

Similar to a Soggy Pouch although will generally have the aroma of a tuna cannery as well.
My mate shagged some rough bird the other night. She had a minge like rotting fish and was loose as fuck! It was a proper Fish Pouch.
by Grifty May 20, 2011
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Pouching

get shannons larger left tit and place your penis underneath and let it sit there
Dude paul is such a gnarly mad cunt, apparently he was pouching shannon last night when she was sleeping, when she woke up her lefty was bigger.
by Howmuchisthefish March 8, 2017
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Mud pouch

Is when you stick a midget in the back of your path and take a diarrhea shit on them.
"Hey Fed got another one he going to mud pouch on."
by Mudd Pack February 27, 2024
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Kangaroo Pouch

When you wear a hoodie and cut a hole in the pocket for your penis. Masturbate with your hand and dick in the pouch while hoping a little during. Finish in the pouch.
by DarrinTheHunn April 20, 2025
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old pouch

An elderly woman's vagina. Also commonly referred to as "the old ball and chain" aka wife.
Did you put it in old pouch last night...?

Yeah, we got it on real good.

I bet her old pouch hasn't seen any action in decades.
by Zempo October 13, 2016
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Wankers pouch

An optional large rectangular side pouch usually worn on the duty belt of a police officer. If you wear this pouch you are a wanker.
Oh my god john is wearing the wankers pouch he must be a wanker
by thenameisname June 19, 2020
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