Un-cock-a-block-able

The inability to be cock blocked. Adj.

Brandon was so appealing to the ladies that despite Dickies numerous attempts to cock block Brandon, Brandon was un-cock-a-block-able and took home three lovely ladies that night.

by Kevin Holland February 4, 2009

Cocks on different blocks

Female equivalent of "Hoes in different area codes"

"Cassandra is such a skank"
"Yeah she has Cocks on different blocks"

by Thejobber August 31, 2012

Blocked Cock

a cock (penis) that is censored in an image.

"Hey! You blurred out my cock! You made my normal cock a Blocked Cock!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Cock Block

When you kill an individual by putting your cock down their throat and block the air way, while covering the nostrils with your nut-sack

Friend 1- How did John finally get rid of that bitchy girlfriend?
Friend 2- I heard he Cock Blocked her

by Pineapple Plug May 29, 2018

cock block

when a guy sees a girl and starts to pop a boner by he can't because he's either in a public place or around people.

Steven: "oh man see that chick?!"
Pete: "yea dude she's a hottie"
Steven: "dude I'm getting hard just lookin at her..."
Pete: "here comes the boss!!"
Stevn: "oh man that's a cock blocker."

by Hotpinkluvr May 13, 2009

Block Cock

When somebodies dick is an odd shape.

i.e. a weiner with sharper edges than usual
(Yes, its possible).

Dude did you see David's block cock on the internet?

by iiAvolition May 25, 2016

Cock block

A cock block is a place is the imagination where all people other than your spouse have forgotten about your cock for a second.

I've got another cock block coming in 5,4,3,2,1....

by Chest tanks June 19, 2017