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Cleveland Beaver

Similar to the Cleveland steamer but where a woman on her period drags the contents of the period across the chest of their partnerr
Hard to get the red stains outa the sheets after she gave me the old Cleveland Beaver last night
by Better than jon in every way October 17, 2020
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Cleveland Brown

His name is Cleveland Brown, he is proud to be back in his hometown with his new family. He meets old friends and new friends and even a bear, with good times and bad times and he shares true love. He's found a place where everyone will know his happy mustached face in the Cleveland Show.
"My name is Cleveland Brown, and I am proud to be, back right in my hometown, with my new family. There's old friends and new friends and even a bear. Through good times and bad times, and true love we share. And so I've found a place, where everyone will know, my happy mustached face, This is the Cleveland Show!" *weird chuckle*
by notarealperson111 January 20, 2021
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cleveland turnpike

The act of having forced anal sex with a step sibling.
My set sister looked so good getting out of the shower I had to bend her over and give her a Cleveland turnpike.
by Stingray May 13, 2016
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Cleveland Handshake

You must be new here, has anyone given you a Cleveland handshake? (Punch) Welcome to Cleveland.
by CLEJMcD June 16, 2018
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cleveland corner

Corner in downtown Cleveland on highway 90.
Did you drive through Cleveland? Yeah how about that Cleveland corner
by Talladega coozy July 24, 2021
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Cleveland Literature

The act of shitting into a book and then shut it ever so quickly, while the faeces splatters on a woman's face during intercourse.
Dude, I gave Mary Cleveland Literature last night and she vomited on my chest.
by Mr. Iamsodamnsick January 23, 2013
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Cleveland Steamer

To take a dump on the chest of your sexual partner.

No one knows the actual origin of this word. Most think it is because there is a brown stripe on the orange helmet of the Cleveland Browns. However, a lesser known cult leader arrested in 1990 became synonymous with the act when he told his wife to drain their tub and remain inside, laying down. Jeffery Lundgren, leader of the kirkland cult, then got in the tub. He squatted over her and took a dump. Upon the cult members' arrests in 1990, Southeast of Cleveland his wife reported this act to police, among other maltreatment and abuse suffered at his hands. Jeffery Lundgren was executed in 2006 for killing an entire family and a few other crimes. Some cult members including his wife are still in prison today for these crimes.

After the cults arrest, the property owner of the home where the cult stayed took possession back of his property, after receiving only 2 mos rent. Upon entering the property he found a 1ft thick pile of poop in his basement among other things that gave validity to the claims made by Lundgren's wife.

The term Cleveland Steamer was then first documented in 1995 on a website called Usenet and then used again on a Family Guy episode in 1999. It then became the most popular way to refer to crapping on someone's chest during sex. This is the true origin for the phrase.
I found out that b*t*h cheated on me so I gave her a Cleveland Steamer and left.
by An0nym0us81 January 13, 2023
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