bat flap

Pulling your scrotum (nut sack) wide apart to expose the veins through light. To make it appear as a bat's wing.

My girlfriend came out of the shower to be exposed to a Bat Flap waiting in eagerness to be licked!

by HerNextBaby'sFather February 21, 2013

Bat-Fap

Arguably the best wank you will ever have. Introducing the bat-fap, the new masturbation technique taking the world by storm.

A bat-fap is where you hang from the ceiling by your feet like a bat and proceed to flap your wings like a bat with screeching getting louder when closing in on a climax. Use your keen sonar abilities to aim your bat load onto the hoards of unsuspecting children below.

Batman mask and crotchless pants optional but highly recommended

"Hey man, have a fap last night?"

"Yea boss I had a bat-fap"

"Yea i heard you going to town, better of worn your mask"

"Amen to that. You think I'm some sort of boner boy"

"That reminds me my uncle achieved the most brutal bat-fap yesterday, got little jimmy right on the nose"

by Predominate June 10, 2015

Bat Fucker

Someone that doesn't seem to care for shelter-in-place or quarantine guidelines.

My neighbor stopped by and the bat fucker just kept creeping within my 6 feet.

by Jwoz March 26, 2020

The Baseball Bat

A sex move where you repeatedly squeeze the cock and swing it into the forehead of a woman.

The baseball bat hurts very much.

by Bdhdid88dd April 7, 2020

bat saber

a reskin of the stock bat for the scout class from tf2

it was released as a promo item for the invasion themed update

the only main difference is its kill effect
instead of ragdolling the character vaporizes like if killed with the bison,pomson or the cow mangler 5000

1: i got the bat saber for playing during the invasion update
2: i wish i played during that time

by sniper nate October 27, 2020

batting marron

When someone finds a sexual partner considerably better looking than themself.

Dennis: Hey Barry, have you seen my new misses?
Barry: Yes mate, you are clearly batting marron!

by Go55y April 19, 2018

cave bat

Giant boogers that build up in your nose, typically when it's very dry, or the person is sick or dehydrated.

Man, I woke up in Reno with a wicked hangover; had some giant cave bats that morning.

by LazyEyeLarry July 2, 2017