Ryan

Ryan Geary from Bournemouth does the biggest shits ever. The circumference of his shit is equivalent to Gemma Collins' left thigh.

Sister: GUYS I'M GOING TO THE TOILET
Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going.

Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU.
Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.

by Ryan's Shit. January 31, 2021

Ryan

Ryan is basically a guy with probably the hugest cock you will ever experience, he is someone who is absolutely great with girls and all girls like him and would bend over all the time for a guy named ryan he is someone who has tons of friends and can out drink all of his friends including his friends named ruben he will absolutely wreck them in a drinking competition

Oh ryan is a fucking beast

by Penis huge cocky November 22, 2021

Ryan

Biggest fuckboy out there .will 100% do the dirty with your mom and always is there to be a slut

Ryan is a person

by Jdjdhsosn November 12, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is a very mysterious man he is so mysterious and never tells anyone anything about his backstory, if he was a god he would be the god of mystery

That guys so mysterious
Yeah he's such a ryan

by OwenC69 September 27, 2021

Ryan

A Ryan is a guy who no matter what just can’t seem to find his way to gold phase. He is often the most made fun of in a group of friends. Ryan is commonly know to have Manser like tendency’s. The worst kinds of Ryan’s have the last name Dutil

Hey look over there at the black phase guy HA what a Ryan

by Ryan Dutil January 19, 2020

Ryan

A middle school boy who’s also a middle aged man who is annoying but also a friend fr ong. He’s sad but also too happy and he also has a girlfriend and no one knows how. He says he’s smart but he’s not but he’s also not completely dumb but he also is.

Person 1: Bro have you seen Ryan today?
Person 2: I am Ryan

Person 1: Ohh. Sorry you’re just so ryan I forget you’re ryan.

by user3.141592653589 February 9, 2023

Ryan

a man who has no life. He is too basic to get a girl and play video games all day. some Ryans do great things and can be good, but most are depressed and talk in the most unintresting ways.

"Have you guys seen ryan" "whos Ryan"

by Pugsterloves February 19, 2022