Look a Painting

When you're friends are talking too much about kinky things or sexy things and you become uncomfortable and want to change the subject.

(Yes, the "you're" is on purpose, hope it ticked u off)

Luc: So yeah, I did her last night, then its Maria tomorrow, Sydney the day after, and Ella after that
Aaron: HEY! LOOK A PAINTING!!!!

by Lucemans May 27, 2020

bitch paint

make-up that some women overuse to the point where they look ridiculous.

Guy: "Would you look at Melissa, she looks like a total slut."

Guy 2: "Yea, she has way too much bitch paint on."

by SwagOfNewYork December 18, 2012

Porcelain Painting

The process of having a bowel movement and inadvertently staining the side of the bowl.

I will be back in about 10 minutes, I need to go do some porcelain painting.

by Ninja Medic November 5, 2011

Paint Snot

Basically, paint snot/paint boogers are wet, combined, and made of paint

I had pull out some clump of my paint after I tried squeeze it out. Paint Snot

by Siblings_Fight July 1, 2023

Mario Paint

A paint program/animation tool/music creation tool made by Nintendo for the Super NES in 1992. The game made use of the Super NES Mouse, which was bundled alongside the game.

I made a beautiful drawing in Mario Paint.

by Yoshi128k February 18, 2021

Paint the stall

When you have explosive diarrhea and you barely get your pants off when your shit sprays at least 3 walls of a public bathroom stall.

I think I had food poisoning because I had to paint the stall on my way to work.

by Yourmommaspanties March 9, 2021

Big in the Paint

Adj. A phrase used to describe someone (or something) that is superior, strong, smart, good looking, and generally popular; a Haus

V. Being superior or strong (previously stated as "get good", now it's "get big in the paint")

Synonyms:
Haus, Alpha, Yolked
Antonyms:
Loser, Beta, Weak

Dude: "Bro, did you see how ripped that guy is?"

Dude's friend: "Yeah man, he's big in the paint."

by FartingSquirrel March 28, 2021