naughty octopus

The sexual act of one partner wrapping their legs around the other tightly while the other jumps up and down on a trampoline, while penetrating the first partner, attempting a somersault while jumping for full points

"Dude, how did you break your leg?"
"Doing the naughty octopus and missed the landing."

by octonaught December 18, 2012

Blue Man Naughty

A group of gnarly people including A.D. H.S. R.B. K.S. B.S. E.R. A.H. V.S. These people have sick nasty awesome times and are the shit.

Blue Man Naughty is cooler than cool. We are ice cold.

by A Blue Man August 31, 2010

naughty squid

The naughty squid is a move In witch the man straddles his woman while she is on her back. She then takes his manhood in her mouth. As this is happening, the man must then lean back and use his fingers to pleasure his lady friend.

Man, I walked in on my cousin and his lady doing the naughty squid and it scarred me for life!

by RecklessCowboyflirtmisterTim July 30, 2018

naughty tango

an activity that this boy named brye hoffman always asks me to do with him, and i always say no.

girrrrl, wanna come over and naughty tango later tonight?" "NO brye i didn't want to last night and i dont want to tonight either.

by djjasxxx August 5, 2010

Naughtis Tortoise

When someone says something you don't agree with or find a bit weird or controversial (e.g acting sus)
You would Use this set of words in the beginning of a sentence or just say them on their own after the phrase you dont agree with occurs.

Person1: Wait there a second i'm coming now
Person2: I'm 'coming' in your mom hahaha
Person3: Naughtis Tortoise, why you got to be acting sus like that

by OatmealUser January 3, 2022

naughty ostrich

Someone or something that attacks a person that has invaded its personal space. Typically a zoo animal attacking a person that entered or reached through the animal's cage.

Rachel was sitting on the front porch enjoying the weather when Bob snuck up from behind her and asked, "When are you going to mow your lawn?" Rachel turned and bit him on the finger. "You're a real naughty ostrich!" he exclaimed.

by senecaparkzoo June 1, 2016

Naughty nautical

A term used for people who have had sexual experiences on a boat.

I went on a boat with chad and can now be considered a naughty nautical.

by erb0402 May 23, 2021