Nigtor Moses

A nigger from Nigeria that immigrated to the United Kingdom, He’s also a city fan and is obsessed with Erling Haaland, He loves to call other FT users “monkeys” but is probably one of the darkest nigger alive. 👨🏿 🌾🐒🦍🇳🇬

Nigtor Moses, wetin be dis 😭😭🇳🇬🇳🇬

by ftzaIez April 6, 2023

Moses

Just a random guy who got a superpower to split water into a path. Now splits Jesus' coffee in half for his amusement.

Moses is splitting the nearby fountain today, let's go see. - Peter at the pearly gates

by iamrajmoses May 10, 2022

Moses Rape

1. Getting raped or mullested by Moses or Moses believer.
2. Trying to convert someone to the new religion called MOSES4LIFE

I was moses raped at the mall last night!

by faieia October 31, 2008

Moses

Verb. To seperate the risotto in order to check if it needs more liquid. If the risotto stays parted (so if moses can walk through with dry feet), it needs more liquid.

1) Dude, is the food ready? - Hold on, let me moses

by Remcovdborn November 29, 2020

Puke Moses

If you want to move through a tight crowd, just start retching and gagging like you're going to vomit. Never fails to part a crowd. The Puke Moses.

How can we get out of this packed crowd nobody is moving?

- Puke Moses your way through

by Deviantmind Mich November 5, 2017

What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024

Moses

1) a kid who is always selling
2) sweatiest Minecraft sweat ever
3) he's a sweat
4) bro def needs a haircut fr fr

"MOSES YOU'RE SELLING!!!"
"oh my god of course moses would know about this random Minecraft fact"
"YOURE SUCH A SWEAT MOSES"
"MOSES YOU SOLD"
"MOOOOOOOOSSSEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by ChrisCouncilWhyUReadingThis February 5, 2025