Last Word Troll

A Last Word Troll is a person in an online forum (typically political but not limited) who claims a desire to end engagement with one or more people who are posting, but in their parting post they attempt to make a further point and/or hurl insults, condescension, etc. at others that warrant a response- to which the Last Word Troll always counter posts. This may go back and forth a bit(between 5 minutes and 5 days) with the Last Word Troll becoming increasingly agitated and insulting to others, yet continuing to respond when he/she is called out. The only way to stop a Last Word Troll is to post “I think you are a Last Word Troll; let’s see if I am correct”

Last word trolls are a bane to online forums

by Elmoore October 7, 2018

Last Laugh

A great punk band!

wow last laugh kick's ass!!

by DGAF G October 14, 2008

One Last Choo

When you Choo your buds for the last time. That's all 😔.

Me: "Today's my last day buds."
Me: *daps buds* "One last Choo 👊😔."

by Lead Bud 123 June 2, 2021

Last Text Syndrome

When a person has a compulsive need to send the last text, regardless of whether or not they add to the conversation or say anything meaningful.

Me: Should we meet at five?
John: Sounds good!
Me: Perfect! See you then
John: Yup!

John: Wanna get food?
Me: Yeah, I'll be downstairs in a few
John: Cool
Me: Cool
John: Cool
Me: Cool
John: Cool
Me: I think you have Last Text Syndrome
John: what?
Me: (gives up, develops alcoholism)

by 5lartibartfa5t October 23, 2012

Obama's last name

It Obama. His full name is Obama Obama

Person 1: What's Obama's last name?
Person 2: It's Obama
Person 1: So his name is Obama Obama?
Person 2: Yes

by SmallYtu March 15, 2020

Obama’s last name

One of the most mysterious questions that still remains unsolved

Guy: hey do you know what’s Obama’s last name is?
Other Guy: nobody knows

by Gokeez September 14, 2019

Last Chicken in the Shop

Used to describe the unsightly dangly assortment of genital objects when a bloke pulls down his pants in a public place. So called because it's always the most mangy looking chicken that is the last one sold in the supermarket

"oh shit, Ben must have had a few beers, he's getting out the last chicken in the shop again"

"yeah mate - but it's more a poussin than a chicken"

by KiplingThankyouPlease May 2, 2008