the honk

A retarted phrase that the Fonz, from happy days, used in a public service annoucment. it is supposed to protect you from getting ass raped

if your an inmate dont use the honk it wont help

by Johnny Table November 29, 2006

honk

to blow a load over something

dude, he just honked all over her face

by honking johnnie November 13, 2011

Woof-honk

The sound that a dog which has been done up the arse, then charges at you as you tresspass in the drive-way of it's owners house makes.

We were walking past the house, and saw the dog. We laughed.

"WOO-HONK"

".."

"AHAHAHAHAHA"

"THAT DOG JUST SA-.."

"WOOF-HONK"

by Allzo January 29, 2009

Honk Bombs

A slang term for large breasts on a woman.

Let me tell ya, Steve, that girl had some Grade A honk bombs!

by Steve Harvey Number One August 30, 2025

Honk

To become vey excited in a sexual manor, about a particularly average or mundane thing.

A. Wow, Pete was really happy with that new radiator bleeding kit.

B. Yeah, he really honked over it didn’t he...

by dom1102 November 16, 2017

smack the honk

When you smack the fucking honk with a big black monster cock

Wanna go smack the honk

by Smack_honk January 26, 2018

HONK

the replacement word for fuck.

What the HONK, man!

by honk boo November 13, 2020