Stump Dump

A shit so big it’s like passing a fucking tree stump out your asshole.

My as is torn up. I just took a stump dump.

by Eaton Holgoode December 21, 2017

Lumptee Dump

An obese, usually female human blocking the way for everyone in a grocery store checkout or aisle. Often accompanied by another Lumptee Dump and several children.

Oh god, there is a Lumptee Dump blocking the way.

Good god, there are two Lumptee Dumps in the same damn aisle!

by Scolly Joseph October 19, 2013

Comfy Dump

When the bathroom is completely empty so you are free to comfortably poop at whatever volume and intensity you like without facing embarrassment.

since no one was in the Chipotle bathroom, I took the biggest and loudest comfy dump of all time.

by raynadayz April 27, 2017

Laptop Dump

A moment of enlightenment occurs in which a man knows he will need some form of entertainment such as a laptop for his rapidly approaching dump.

After Fred ate two Chipotle burritos, he took a Laptop Dump to keep himself entertained for the arduous task ahead.

by Chief_Lifeguard123 July 13, 2010

Dunkin Dump

The sudden and severe need to move one's bowels minutes after consuming a Dunkin Donuts coffee.

"Hey dude, wanna grab a Dunkin Donuts iced coffee for the road?"
"That sounds good, but we're gonna have to stop for a Dunkin Dump ten minutes later"

by TruthStrangerThanFiction August 20, 2011

island dump

When you take a poop so massive that it fills the toilet bowl higher than the toilet water forming a island in the toilet.

Man I ate a lot of food yesterday I think it will be a island dump.

by 7 flusher November 12, 2013

Dump Salad

(adj.) Feeling abhorrent, dreadful, and lackadaisical, in all bodily and mental functions, usually as a result of heavy drinking and/or excessive amounts of alcohol

Friend 1: "Dude, we drank way too much last night. I feel like dump."

Friend 2: "Yeah bro, dump salad!"

by Norman F. Crabtree May 30, 2012