Designer China Vagina

An expensive and often quite painful surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so as to resemble a Chinese person’s slitty eyes. Functionally this is of no benefit and can often result in several serious health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

George: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai hooker: ‘As of last week I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina!’
George (popping a viagra and unbuckling furiously): ‘Buckle up..’

by Anonymous submissions April 24, 2025

designer dog guilt

Someone who pays a breeder for a particular type of dog may do so seeking certain characteristics common to that breed, that may not be found taking chances with a shelter dog which often is no less loving, and in need of a home, resulting in feelings of designer dog guilt.

No kill shelter or not, your spent $3,000 on a dog when countless adorable animals in shelters, available for free no less, need a forever home? What's wrong with you?!!! Don't you have any designer dog guilt?

by ribick September 17, 2023

designated mall

This is the mall that is the closest to your house. The one you visit often.

I'm going to stonecrest mall, it's only ten minutes away from my house. Discover mills is to far it's not my designated mall.

by Princessofdasouth July 30, 2016

Designated Corner

When a male cums and uses a designated corner of a towel to clean up this is to often hide the spot and also continue use later

Dude I can’t believe I had to use the designated corner 3 times last night

by ThisDudeDontCare September 30, 2019

Victoriesque Designs

The BEST affordable luxury jewellery brand there is! Well known for quality and long lasting designs. Created by Caribbean women for Caribbean Women and the Diaspora alike.

My friend gifted me a beautiful necklace from Victoriesque Designs and I cried tears of joy!

by Xoxovixen November 24, 2021

The 9th Annual Vanilla Level Design Contest

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The 9th Annual Vanilla Level Design Contest was great!

by HaMufin December 29, 2021

By design

Yeah, it's an ANTI-THEFT PROTOCOL and if it's going off then you gotta tell me or you're going to die until you tell me and then we're all going to die.

Hym "And that's by design. And the REASON it needs to work that way is because IF IT DOESN'T... Much like SUCHIR BALAJI (Who I haven't forgotten about) I will end up dead. Me dying or killing myself isn't going to stop it because literally only one thing stops it. Also by design."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2025