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fire possum

fahyuh r POS-uh m

Noun

A man, or someone claiming to be a man, who suggests that he and other men should gather and have an outdoor fire (i.e., in a fire pit or outdoor fireplace) and consume alcoholic beverages. After receiving agreement from the group and prior to the fire being lit, the fire possum ceases communicating with the group. Thus he will play possum prior to the lighting of the fire and kills the event.

A fire possum will often be heard claiming the next day “I no gay?!” Closely related to an Irish Goodbye and clairavoidance.
Ernie sent up a flare that we should come over for some whiskey and fire, but as usual, he turned into a fire possum and no fun was had...
by Mr-Gus March 18, 2019
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Depressing Fire

When your house burns down

Metaphorical for a bummed out feeling or attitude. Doesn’t refer specifically to a tragic event
Fuck, my break up with Triss has just been a Depressing Fire
by 5YEARSgone December 28, 2019
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fire fetish

A fire fetish is the fetish of someone who gets aroused by the thought or act of performing sexual acts near, around, or engulfed in fire.
Mary: How do you go about your fire fetish?
Tim: It's mostly fantasy, but sometimes it involves candles and fireplaces to aid the mood of the room.
by TheSpoonlord April 10, 2017
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Fire ambulance

Amir: Oh look guys, it's a fire ambulance

Amigos: You're bearight dumb
by Amir's Special List of Words October 1, 2016
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Fire Wheeling

A gaming term.

The term originally comes from the party game "Mafia" named after a guy called "Fire-wheel". Who used to have a policy lynch of "lynch girls first only, before lynching seriously".

Basically it means you do something to someone based solely on their gender, obviously this has negative connotations, you wouldn't "fire wheel" someone you liked. (Below are some examples).
"Everyone gank the gurl gamer on their team lol".

"Kill the girls/boys first before doing X".

"You know Fire wheeling in Mafia gets *you* policy lynched instead right?".

"We have no idea who the traitor/etc is and we have no time/X, kill that girl/guy".
by ragswolf September 2, 2013
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fire boiz

a group of middle schoolers who claim are making a mixtape hotter than charmander ;cool boys
oh my god i cant wait for fire boiz mixtape to drop
by i dont know what to use March 7, 2015
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Lap-fire

The hot burning sensation you get on your upper thighs after using a laptop computer for extended periods of time.
Joe: "Go check out that girls facebook page, shes sexy as hell."
Jim: "Can't dude. ive been surfing all day and ive got a serious case of lap-fire."
by radiohead123 September 12, 2011
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