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Firing Squad

When you marry 17 men and consummate the marriage with all 17 of them. You stand near a wall and bend over, with your gaping anus exposed (its gaping because you've had a deep anal muscle massage), and the 17 men form a line. They proceed to run up to your anus and take a single thrust one-by-one until you have come to a successful completion.
"Oh golly gosh, my hole is sore!"
"Why is that, Dan?"
"I just got shot over 100 times by the firing squad!"
by Pleasure Elf July 8, 2019
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Depressing Fire

When your house burns down

Metaphorical for a bummed out feeling or attitude. Doesn’t refer specifically to a tragic event
Fuck, my break up with Triss has just been a Depressing Fire
by 5YEARSgone December 28, 2019
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Bonin Fire

Dangerous and destructive fires ignited by vagrants accumulating under the leadership of Los Angeles City Council Member Mike Bonin.
My house was burned down by a Bonin Fire originating in a Garcity.
by DonnieLA August 27, 2019
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fire fetish

A fire fetish is the fetish of someone who gets aroused by the thought or act of performing sexual acts near, around, or engulfed in fire.
Mary: How do you go about your fire fetish?
Tim: It's mostly fantasy, but sometimes it involves candles and fireplaces to aid the mood of the room.
by TheSpoonlord April 10, 2017
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fire pickle

Jalapeños
“Would you like fire pickles with your nachos?”
by Stngraygrl July 2, 2017
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Fire Wheeling

A gaming term.

The term originally comes from the party game "Mafia" named after a guy called "Fire-wheel". Who used to have a policy lynch of "lynch girls first only, before lynching seriously".

Basically it means you do something to someone based solely on their gender, obviously this has negative connotations, you wouldn't "fire wheel" someone you liked. (Below are some examples).
"Everyone gank the gurl gamer on their team lol".

"Kill the girls/boys first before doing X".

"You know Fire wheeling in Mafia gets *you* policy lynched instead right?".

"We have no idea who the traitor/etc is and we have no time/X, kill that girl/guy".
by ragswolf September 2, 2013
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Lap-fire

The hot burning sensation you get on your upper thighs after using a laptop computer for extended periods of time.
Joe: "Go check out that girls facebook page, shes sexy as hell."
Jim: "Can't dude. ive been surfing all day and ive got a serious case of lap-fire."
by radiohead123 September 12, 2011
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