Corporate Sickness

The state of being mentally removed and detached from corporate business culture, and general disgust from the overconsumption of business buzzwords and acronyms.

After twenty years of meetings, spreadsheets and conferences, I have corporate sickness and am retiring.

by NatureLloyder March 18, 2023

Corporate fanfic

Also rendered as "corporate fanfiction," it is an alternative name for a "cover" or "motivation letter"

From /u/Hawkwise83

You don't love corporate fanfic about how you've always wanted to work at a grocery store and it's your life's passion to make minimum wage?

by danachos January 24, 2023

corporate dog

Someone who believes every lie told by corporations. They believe corporations have the best interest of everyone in mind. They also believe a corporation can do no wrong.

Did you hear about John, be careful because he is a corporate dog.

by Farreach56 October 16, 2022

Corporate Naughty

Corporate Naughty is a commonly used term to describe an activity, object or person that will bring immense pleasure or joy. It's the ranking officer above the word 'naughty' so can be described as 'corporate naughty'

A) Hey man I have two tickets for the big game this weekend if you want to come?
B) Wow thanks man that'd be corporate naughty !

by Lg00ld November 4, 2016

Corporate Action

Partaking in sexual activity while at work.

"The boss was out of town so I used his office to get some Corporate Action from his secretary"

by tourettesguyrules October 17, 2008

Umbrella corporation

A facsist corporate state where the entity covers everything and everyone like an umbrella, controlling their lives with (mis)information about their true agenda.

Umbrella corporation was the entity that people thought was taking care of them, like livestock.

by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

Corporate Traitor

A public official that betrays their duties on behalf of a corporation instead of a foreign country.

Fuck Ajit Jai, he's such a corporate traitor.

by Deimosian November 26, 2017