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tech bitch

A tech bitch is a person who will buy any new tech gadget just to be cool. Recent studies suggest this person is most likely a fucking asshole and probably addicted to technology and suffers from minor to moderate erectile disfunction. The tech bitch will deny any wrong doing and justify their purchase based on how corporate marketing campaigns make them feel.
"He's a little bitch to technology. A real Tech Bitch"
by doorhead August 8, 2015
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Ghetto-teching

the act of not using measurements and just building with spare parts and materials that are found around.
"Hell yea we are Ghetto-teching this float"
by IIILucasIII December 1, 2009
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Tech Walk

When a person is walking while on a technological device, most commonly mobile phones but can also include ipads, mp3 players, ebook readers etc
I had a collision on the pavement while tech walking as the other person was doing the same on their iphone.
by B247E September 30, 2010
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vo tech

Vocational Technical institution where one learnes various different skills.
Jill takes auto shop at vo-tech
by Bob October 28, 2003
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Upper Cape Tech

A school right next to the Cape Cod Canal. Grades 9-12, a tade school that includes trades such as plumbing, electrical, automotive, landscaping, etc...

Current classese are crazy (2009-2012). The class of 2009 and 2010 always seem to have some type of notorious lesbian scandal going on within it. Good times, crazy times, our times.
There's so much drama between all the classes at Upper Cape Tech
by thiswaytoptown January 22, 2009
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homo tech

(aka 'homo technical foul') A penalty awarded to an athlete, friend, or random person for committing an act deemed to be stupid and/or homo in nature. In basketball, it is more severe than both the regular technical foul and the flagrant foul (levels I and II)

Accrual of 3 homo techs may result in the barring of a person from a venue or specific location, per public consent. Every homo tech thereafter must go before a review panel comprised of a 3 member tribunal to be known as the War Cabinet. Any person subjected to the tribunal is required to wear a helmet constructed out of concrete in order to represent the dunce-headed thinking he/she exhibited while committing such fouls.
EX 1: Dwayne Wade was awarded a Homo Tech by Fred for getting away with a travelling violation during the 2006 NBA Finals versus the Dallas Mavericks. He has 2 remaining.

EX 2: Unneccesary pluralization of otherwise singular words may result homo tech(s) depending on how many words in the phrase were pluralized.
by Kruzer October 16, 2006
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Georgia Tech

The premiere schoool in the state of Georgia, the only lacking disadvantage is the lack of ladies!
AAh......time for hard studies and importing ladies from Athens for the weekend!
by Piranha January 13, 2005
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