Tabloid Math

Juicy talks in mathematical circles on who are working on which projects or proofs, or who have been offered tenure, especially among the “office politicians” who were unprovenly promoted based on their close or intimate relationship with the boss rather than on their published papers and teaching awards.

Stabbing each other on the back, bitching about promoted or demoted fellow colleagues, and the like are part and parcel of tabloid math conversation, which preoccupies the minds of thousands of frustrated or marginalized mathematicians at lunchtime.

by MathPlus March 8, 2021

teflon

Coating on bullets so they can go through bulletproof vests, not to be mistaken for fryingpans.

The word teflon has changed into a word for bulletproof vest, so if you hear rap lyrics like " strap my teflon on" it does'nt mean he has put a fryingoan on.

! dont wanna get shot on the street. Put ya teflon on then!

by GIGGLES May 3, 2005

telocaster

Pronounced: "Tel-O-Caster", A solid body electric guitar that looks like a cross between a Telecaster guitar and a Stratocaster guitar. It usually features the body of a Stratocaster and the Neck of a Telecaster guitar, the pickups configuration can be any combination of single coils, p-90's, ASAT MFD, Humbuckers, Teisco Foil Pickups, you name it. Not an official model from any particular brand, however Telecaster & Stratocaster are brand model names that belong to Fender Musical Corp. The Tel-o-caster guitar is usually just made of miscellaneous left over guitar parts and can often times be found in the rural south at many pawn shops. Note that it's been said that you can't play the blues unless you've got a guitar that's spent a few nights in a pawn shop a time or two.

Hey Mister, how much is that Telocaster in the window and do you have layaway?

That Bubba Bee is the Master of the Telocaster!

by Apple Morgan March 28, 2008

Tebow Magic

Performing Task that seem impossible but pulling it outta your ass at the last minute.

Winning a game in OT like it's nothin.

Guy1:Dude how did you win?
Guy2:After Reading the bible for a year I was invoked with Tebow Magic.

by Jaken Guard December 19, 2011

tablocking

videotaping any performance using your tablet held above your head thus blocking the view of everyone behind you.

I couldn't see my kids performance because the lady in front of me was tablocking.

by sixfive67 August 17, 2012

terlopping

Narcissistic attention seeking. Trying to convince others you are successful and powerful even though it is obvious you are not. Taking advantage of women with self esteem issues or daddy issues. Having sex with as many damaged girls as possible to feed your delusion that you are God's gift to women. Taking as many pictures as you can, with other people who just so happen to be in your vicinity to make it look like you are popular. Talking about God, sobriety, helping others, and all the "good" you do to someone who you are trying to manipulate. Using others for your own agenda. Acting like you are helping someone out of kindness and then Screwing them over. Basically any act that is selfish and self centered, aimed to make you look or feel good, at the expense of others.

He was terlopping, he talked an impressionable girl into getting his name tatted on her thighs and then left her to go back to his baby mom. Poor girl got terlopped.

by In_the_Land April 12, 2018

Tebow

verb: to cry like a bitch.

I know your cat died but stop Tebowing.

by The Rev D December 29, 2009