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Teacher's Pet 

Someone who has a sexual/romantic fetish, or complex for teachers/professors. They are usually in high school or college, and they would much rather sleep with, say their English teacher/professor than the head cheerleader or Quarterback on the football team. They do well in class, and try extremely hard to please their teacher of interest. Many, however, tend to go out with teachers, and marry them after they're done with school. They like someone who is mature, is in a position of power, and is usually older than themselves.
Lizzie: Hey, Molly. Why are you staring at Mr. Thomas?

Molly: He's sooo HOT! I love a mature man of authority...

Lizzie: Eww... He's old enough to be your father!

Molly: I don't care! I sooo want to read Chaucer with him, and suck his dick... He's sooo intelligent, and I would do anything for him! His classes are sooo interesting...

Lizzie: Girl, you are sooo a teacher's pet...
Teacher's Pet by EmCat October 20, 2014

teacher's pet 

some loser that sucks up to the teacher just for a grade. And they are so fucking annoying even the teacher hates them.
Teacher's pet: "Excuse Me, Miss habaloobaloo, Gabriel is looking at my test papers!"
Teacher: "Oh give it a rest you fucking dickhead, do you honestly think I care, just shut up, your getting an F and Gabriel is getting an A! Infact I give you all permission to bully him."

Teacher Bingo 

A game played by bored students in which they mark off words from a list when a teacher says them and try to get the teacher to say them all before the end of class.
Student B: "I need quadratic for teacher bingo. Has the teacher said it yet?"
Student A: "Excuse me, have you said quadratic?"
Teacher: "Quadratic. yeah. why?"
Student B: "Bingo!"
Teacher Bingo by JoeMcBobski April 9, 2010

teacher ass 

when a teacher hott or not pulls there pants all the way up and past there belly button....
look at ms.wallon i would hit that if she didnt have teacherass..
teacher ass by austin April 10, 2005

Teacher body 

The soft, flabby pear or apple shape body associated with middle and high school public teachers.
6th period Spanish class had no idea Mrs . Lopez was pregnant that just thought she had teacher body.
Teacher body by GorglagorE September 15, 2017

Teacher of Truth 

An gnroant adult - child who has too much time on his/her hands, doesn't know anything but bigotry and foolish diatribe.
Did you know Teacher of Truth is an ignorant fool
Teacher of Truth by DamnYouMr September 20, 2018

teacher creature 

We have a teacher creature for this class. He literally walked out the door in the middle of his lecture because nobody did the reading for today.
teacher creature by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018