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Edging Target

Stealing 949.99$ from target because they wont take action until you steal more then that.
Me:Bro targets letting you steal 949.99$ worth of items

Bro:OMG it worked tysm!

Me:No problem pookie its called Edging Target
by frankiemacdoggy February 23, 2024
mugGet the Edging Targetmug.

Phlegm Target

A term used to describe someone who is so wretched and nasty (Slag Pile) that they deserve to be spit upon. However when this person is so bad, ordinary spit is not good enough for them. One must hack up some really gross phlegm and spew at them.
That guy/gal hosed me so bad, the only reason for his/her existence is to be my personal phlegm target.
by gramps number 8 July 21, 2011
mugGet the Phlegm Targetmug.

live target

A person who while out in public begins to cough uncontrollably without covering their mouth and doesn't bother to wash their germ filled hands before touching random store items, shopping cart, and door handle.
" I just saw that fella over yonder spitting cooties all up in his hands and spreading them there germs everywhere."

"Is that right, somebody call the boys and tell em we gots ourselves a Live Target over here"
by Anitta Below March 30, 2020
mugGet the live targetmug.

Target Run

Guy A: Hey, wanna go on a target run?
Guy B: you know it.
by asiimov March 16, 2022
mugGet the Target Runmug.

target ass

the blue and red matter around a monkey's ass which produces a virtual target. because the invention of 3-d glasses preceded the origin of medicine, the trippy super 3-d effects produced gave some jackass the idea of screwing with it. this caused the present disease know as "AIDS"
How did you miss it? It practically had a target ass!
by sue doenum December 21, 2009
mugGet the target assmug.

target dog

Dog from target with fucking target around it's eye that could beat your ass.
Man: is that target dog?
Other Man: dude run it is target dog!
by poopassnigger February 19, 2021
mugGet the target dogmug.

Target poo

When you take a monstrous bowel tearing erupting shit in target that leaves you crippled for the rest of your life
I had target poo-man who is now crippled
by Target pooinator September 9, 2021
mugGet the Target poomug.

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