Tech-tarded

Not having the capacity to operate the simplest of electronics. This primitive species cannot understand the concept of "user-friendly" and often appears to be baffled by everyday occurrences.

No, it's not the batteries in the remote... it's you... Perhaps you should try not to be so tech-tarded.

by coffee_beanie March 13, 2011

Tard Wars

(n.)- cover-all term for parodies of the 'Star Wars' films, especially the more ridiculous ones. These can range from well-known productions such as 'Spaceballs' to obscure single-page comics.

"Did you see the latest installment of Tard Wars?"
"The Robot Chicken one, or that webcomic?"

by Sheeberweeber October 18, 2011

Tard Box

A box full of retards. Someone who is thoroughly an idiot. Often said with a Northeastern Boston accent: "Taarhhd Box"

"Joe just locked his keys in his car with the engine running..."
"What frickin' Tard Box"

or

"All these people suck: you're a tard box, he's a tard box, they're a tard box, tard box, tard box, tard box."

by TardBoxMaster1748 November 8, 2011

tard font

When you type on social media with mixed lettercases-uppercase and lowercase: LiKe tHIs.

Andre is an a-hole.
"I know, he always types in TaRd FonT when he doesn't have a valid point."

by ts15210 October 29, 2018

Pit-Tard

A Retard that dwells in the mainland pit

Wow look at those dam pit-tard having a wizard battle in the center of the pit

by SUSQUAD June 1, 2018

freak-tard

n.

A person who is freaking retarted or retarded. Or someone who is freaky and retarted or retarded. Or a freak who is also retarted or retarded

I don't trust those bridesmaids; they seem like a bunch of freak-tards.

by smaker June 6, 2018

g-tarded

A person who is wasted on the street drug GHB is said to be G-tarded.

That guy is so far gone look how g-tarded he is acting.

You better check your friend 'cause he's acting g-tarded.

by Sara Jensen September 22, 2006