Maximus Tan

They are Gay so make them jealous please

Maximus Tan is gay

by KayaBoii November 11, 2019

Secondhand Tan

The act of receiving a tan by being next to or near a "tanorexic" or over tanned individual.

Don't go near Nancy she's been tanning you don't want to get a secondhand tan.

by cowchown April 14, 2010

rain tan

The dry areas on your clothes or body after being outside in the rain. Primarily refers to the area underneath a rain coat, but a rain tan can also be achieved under an umbrella on a particularly windy day.

Similar to the phenomenon of a farmer's tan, but with rain rather than sun.

Jack: How come your pants and shoes are all wet, but your shirt is dry?

Rachel: I just came in from the rain and took off my rain coat. This is what you call a rain tan.

by Radddish March 23, 2010

Redhead tan

Sunburn.

You can tell she's been out in the sun too long, she's got a redhead tan going on!

by GinjaNinja99 February 23, 2014

Boot tan

When you go hiking and only tan the area of leg above your hiking boots and/or socks, leaving half your calves and both your feet incredibly pale, while the rest of your leg is dark brown. Very unnatractive. Often noticable on th legs of teenagers doing their Duke of Edinburgh.

Georgie, Ashley and Sophia came back from DOE with hideous boot tan, then had to wear posh dresses the next for a picnic. Everyone laughed at them and their boot tans.

by yakuzakitty July 19, 2009

tan-tracker

A male homosexual, particularly one into anal sex.

That dude over there is definitely a tan-tracker.

by titus hohl February 11, 2003

mystic tan

a mystic tan is a sunless-tanning booth where you get sprayed with a solution that produces a natural looking tan in seconds,and days later your tan will "oxidize" and you will be left with a natural looking tan that will last for days.

Marc: Where do I get mystic tan?
Betty: - Sunset tan on 48th!
Marc:Ding! Ding! Ding!
(0riginally from Ugly Betty S01E18)

by Phoebetiger August 17, 2007