Texas Tornado

You called me up from Amarillo, said you were coming to town
And thought I'd like to tell you hello, and drive an old friend around
I pulled up to the airport, confident and cool
But when you stepped off that plane, I knew I was your fool

My Little Texas Tornado, blowing me away again
I swore it wouldn't happen again, but I looked at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again

You're lying with me in Atlanta, it's such a beautiful lie
You play me like a piano, I always let you get by
I know I'll go through hell girl, when you find someone else
But right now I'm in heaven, and I can't help myself

I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again
Texas Tornado
Blowing me away again, I swore it wouldn't happen again
But I look at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind

Texas Tornado

by Death Menace July 18, 2022

Limp tornado

When you duct tape the hand of a coma patient to your dick and shake her arm rapidly

“That patient in there has been in a coma for 2 years, $50 and I’ll lock the door and you can get a limp tornado, I’ll tell any other doctor the room is busy”

by Limp tornado creator December 22, 2020

anal tornado

when ever a girl "farts". because girls dont pass gas, so there must be a tornado in there ass when it sounds like they do.

WEATHER ALERT:hurricane taquito is heading towards shore, so run for cover. were in for an anal tornado

by charlie December 25, 2004

Tornado Hurler

noun: Tornado Hurler are individuals who are experienced in the art of the tornado hurl. Master Tornado Hurlers can control speed, rotation, distance, intenstity and shape of their current tornado hurl.

Woah, did you see franky the tornado hurler last night, he is truly skilled.

by Alistair MacDonlad January 26, 2006

AFK Tornado

AFK meaning away from keyboard and Tornado which is randomly put behind AFK. Has been a new fav among gamers alike who have heard this Phrase.

I'll be back guys i'm just gonna go AFK Tornado.

by Kaldiron October 12, 2007

Karen Tornado

When you tell a Karen to wear her mask in your store but she is refusing saying "i have rights" and "i have a medical condition." The she gets mad and gets all of her Karen Friends an they Storm your Store 'Area 51 Style' Screaming because they don't want to wear masks.

I had to call the police because there was a Karen Tornado at my store.

by chaseisab*tch February 19, 2021

Tarrytown Tornado

When Lynda Smith laughs too hard, thus snotting all over her face.

Turley: "Ew! My boss pulled a Tarrytown Tornado at lunch today!"

by Turley April 01, 2005