If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!

by Public Enemy Number 42 May 3, 2008

track record

A person's history of intense relationships (such as boyfriend /girlfriend or one night stand) with (usually) the opposite sex. Usually used to gauge whether it's worth it to go after someone.

"I was thinking about going after the girl in my math class, but then I found out her track record and she's all about the bling."

by Nicholas Lai September 12, 2005

tackies

Used in Limerick instead of the word trainers as it is too posh and get you beaten up

See my Adidas tackies, Pa robbed em for me from Champion

by Lisa Curran April 4, 2005

Thacker

Sexual Pleasuring of ones partner usually in a rough manner

Eakins: I'm gon take Amber back to my crib n straight up thacker.

Jeeeerd: Shit dude that's my sister

by Eaks August 23, 2006

track

"Track" in the context of music simply means a song. A reference to the track on a compact disc. "Track" could also refer to an individual instrument track in the song.

The new track from Neptunes uses the exact same snare and kick drum samples as they've been using on their last 10 tracks.

by Holgrr January 16, 2005

tacky-awesome

refers to clothes, jewelry, bags, etc. that are so horrible, tacky, brightly coloured, etc. that they are awesome, because of irony.

few can pull it off

colours of items include, but are not limited to: hot pink, fuschia, orange, yellow, lime green.

and anything with rhinestones.

by eggsovereasy July 22, 2004

tacklin' fuel

Comes from the movie Waterboy, in which people making Bobby mad were his "tacklin' fuel"

He makes me so mad. He's my tacklin' fuel.

by alex December 14, 2004