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Stretch Johnson

When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.
My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.
by SmoothBallBearings September 3, 2024
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Scared to stretch the ruler

It means your scared to do something because it can backfire on you: if you stretch a ruler/measuring tape you don’t want to let go of it because your scared it will backfire to fast and hit your hand.
When free diving into the pool I was scared to stretch the ruler and didn’t jump.
by Truruuus January 28, 2022
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Rush Inn stretch

To slowly pull and massage your penis in a public restroom
When she locked the door to the men’s room I thought she was ready to go so I gave it a little Rush Inn stretch
by Whiskey Ben April 8, 2021
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Stretch

1.) To beat somebody by a long shot in a fight.
2.) Stretch someone out disrespectfully.
3.) To stretch someone else.
4.) To stretch.
1.) I will stretch you in a fight!
2.) I stretch you out.
3.) May I stretch you?
4.) Looking vulgar while stretching, stretching, or stretching to fly.
by Junior's World January 25, 2017
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Man Stretching

Man Stretching is to men as what yoga is to women.
are you practicing yoga? no, i'm man stretching. But i hear yoga is good for stretching.
by riolofit February 21, 2013
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Lincoln Stretch

When a man gets a handjob from someone dressed as Abraham Lincoln.
" Danny gave me one hell of a Lincoln Stretch the other day".
by BukakeJones April 6, 2017
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D stretch

"I got in a quick d stretch before the rave tonight."
by Ron El Bon June 9, 2016
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