A being who has ascended to a level that all other sonic OC's can only dream of achieving. Sonic the handhog was conceived through the highest IQ that could only be attained through consuming the media known as Rick and Morty meeting the most simple minded neanderthal who cannot formulate a proper sentence. He is perfection incarnate.
by Ascendant Succ November 1, 2017

Sonic the Hedgehog from the videogame "Sonic Unleashed", he's cool and gentle, he likes icecream more than chillidogs.
Unleashed Sonic: A gentle blue blur that loves icecream and is kinda obsessed with bracelets and special shoes, Sonic the Hedgehog.
by LeashedSkies November 3, 2023

A Video Game Made By The Video Game Company Sega, For The Sonic The Hedgehog Series.
Most Sane People Agree That It's An Very Bad Game.
Some Might Say It's The Worst Game Ever Made. (Even though it's obviously Superman 64 that takes the cake.)
Probably Made People Uncomfortable As Well, Because Of The Obvious Implied Roma nce Between Sonic, And Elise,The Hjman Princess That Only Appeared In This Game.(to my knowledge)
Most Sane People Agree That It's An Very Bad Game.
Some Might Say It's The Worst Game Ever Made. (Even though it's obviously Superman 64 that takes the cake.)
Probably Made People Uncomfortable As Well, Because Of The Obvious Implied Roma nce Between Sonic, And Elise,The Hjman Princess That Only Appeared In This Game.(to my knowledge)
Jimmy: Hey Timmy, Did you hear of this game called Sonic 06?
Timmy: Yea, I heard it's terrible.
Sonic 06 Is A Disgrace To The Video Game Industree.
Timmy: Yea, I heard it's terrible.
Sonic 06 Is A Disgrace To The Video Game Industree.
by Floppin Floppa July 13, 2022

A blue predator, who instead of saving animals prefer eating them. After that he eat a creator of those machines, who very looks like a Eggman. And... he.... kinda like it
"Man do you want to play some Sonic the Hedgehog game?"
"ask Evanimas that, and he tell you the truth."
"what"
"ask Evanimas that, and he tell you the truth."
"what"
by FelixLotus November 4, 2022

This is an event that occurs when a shit has brewed under the extreme pressure of last night’s streak and you’re now sitting on the commode ready to unload. At this moment, the gas escapes as such a velocity that you no longer have the sphincter strength to stop this hell from escaping. Usually it starts with a quick clap, followed by gigantic explosion that breaks the sound barrier, then ends with a dry-to-wet sputtering that let leads to feces in any state of matter to then rely on gravity to make a splash. It should also be pointed out that the explosion has a specific echo that is purely unique to this event. And, you ALL know what I mean.
by Bobby the Bug Man January 27, 2022

A 5’6 little beaner that is 50-2 in his boxing career that has only lost to el knuckle and nacho. Claims to squat 205 but has a huge cock!
by Yousmelllikepussy September 16, 2021

To throw your precious money away in a dumpster while not knowing that you will be awarded with something amazing tonight.
by PoopSlave97 July 27, 2023
