pistol

1. taking a huge piss after holding it in for a long amount of time
2. slang for urinating
1. Jeff had been in the car all day with going to the bathroom therefore it was not surprise when he screamed out "I have to take a pistol".
2. Mrs. Nancy could i take a pistol
by Frank Oveltreer August 22, 2013
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pistol

A person who wants too many bullets in their chamber aka a dumbass who intentionally WANTS to have a bunch of kids.
This crazy bitch told me she wanted 8 kids and I said: "Fuck that shit girl, you is a pistol and I ain't the NRA!"
by ReisOfCake September 01, 2016
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Pistol

A man who is sweet, caring, and good with kids but has a hot temper. He is very overprotective witch can be a good thing and a bad thing. He is overall a good guy with good looks and a great personality.
Girl you really need a Pistol in your life
by pistol8910 May 15, 2022
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Pistol

A person is pistol, the person would have a quick wit, edgey, fun to hang out with.
Boy I love hanging with Barbara, she sure is a pistol. I never know what she will say next.
by Zooeysmother February 01, 2021
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pistol

are revolvers
pistols are revolvers dumbass
by Gorosei May 04, 2020
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Grandpa's Service Pistol

Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP
Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.
by Al Golston November 20, 2011
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