Neil's Law

For every item dropped on the ground, by accident, each item will fall in a place where it becomes non visible.

I dropped my pill on the ground. Neil's law is in effect, as I can't see where it landed.

by neiltherealdeal May 19, 2015

Niggle Neil

Niggle Neil is a mythical character part of the folklore of a local town in Hurstville New South Wales in Sydney Australia. Niggle Neil is known by the locals to lie and trick the locals into believing his fantastical stories. Some of the local children fondly refer to him as Niglis Piglis sometimes.

O my good news I’ve been bamboozled by Niggle Neil, I can’t believe I actually fell for his Dunbar rover lie!

by Niglees piglees December 6, 2024

Neil Jayan

The Gucciest kid in the world. No one can compare to hime. Considered to be the greatest philosopher in the Western World

Bro Matthew is so cool, he's like the Neil Jayan of our school

by Big_BrainNelson February 17, 2021

rubie neiles

The literal best queefer in town.

Woah, watch out for rubie neiles she queefs real good.

by aidanbarnes July 17, 2023

Neil

Someone who breaks the law while pretending to uphold it with a badge, often referred to as a dirty cop amongst other names I can't repeat, most likely his wife cheats on him with his dad.

See that dirty cop on the news, he's a Neil

by The Man who knows to much June 9, 2022

Neil

Selling insurance to pay off his Jetta, isn't afraid to wear a pair of jorts... He's okay.

Behind very soccer mom is a Neil.

by Squidney Tops April 12, 2017

Doing a Neil

Whipping it out in public,i.e a plane train bus.

Hey jonnys doing a neil

by ashan___ November 5, 2010